Zippo Lighter: United States Navy Logo
Light away. If your sailor is a smoker and you want to keep their gift simple yet unique, here what you get for them: Zippo Lighter: United States Navy Logo. It’s a sleek navy blue lighter with a US Navy logo on the front to put a smile on their face every time they light a cigarette. It even comes in a sleek box to make it even presentable as a gift.
This is the very definition of a gag gift. Toilet paper rolls etched with your choice of service branch is bound to become the hit of the party. This handmade gift is just the kind of humor your soldier needs to lighten up the mood. Be that person who brings light into their life and tells them not to take everything so seriously.
An excellent way of welcoming home a retiring army soldier is with this Flag Display Case with Certificate & Document Holder Frame. It has a 3' x 5' flag display on top. There's also a document holder underneath where they can hold certificates for their most inspiring missions and impress the guests. Get them this frame with a glass front hinged for easy access from the back and including two holes at the end to hang it on the wall.
Navy chiefs are immensely respected in service due to their hard work and professionalism. This puts them in stressful environments to always deliver their best. Take a load off your retired chief and tell him to chill out in this fun way by donning this t-shirt and relax.
If your soldier is a cat or dog person, this is the ideal gag gift. Their favorite animal dressed in full ceremonial military uniform! Come on; this stuff will make the sternest of hearts melt. This handmade ceramic mug is sure to make their morning cup of joe eventful and funny; perfect for the kind of spark one needs in the morning
See your veteran soldier burst into laughter at seeing this awesome DD 214 poncho liner blanket. Their years of service have finally paid off and they have been honorably retired. DD 214 is a symbol of this new found freedom and marks an end to your solider's glorious era. Make them comfortable in this special and comfy blanket and tell them to take a chill pill, finally!
As they say, handmade stuff is gold these days, and what if you can gift your soldier their very own hand-drawn Caricature? You can customize it any way you like it and recreate a funny memory from the past which brings smiles on your soldier's face. Frame it, wrap it and gift it, your soldier is going to love you for this sweet & funny thought.
Shadow box is the ultimate gift for honoring any veteran. This sweet thing here is hand crafted with beautiful solid mahogany for strength and durability. It features a display area for 3x5ft flag and wide enough area to clearly showcase your soldier's awards and ribbons. Protected from the front by Plexiglas panel, this thing is built to last. Ideal for placing on desk or shelf.
A Lean Machine in 90 Days. Do you want your soldier to be well prepared for the challenging physical tests ahead? Would you like them to dominate the assessments and strike a record breaking score? Present them with the groundbreaking workout that?s changed millions of lives. The P90X is a revolutionary system of 12 intense workouts on 12 DVDs, designed to transform your body in 90 days. Advanced training secrets take your body from regular to ripped in just a short time, the training instructors will be asking you for training instead! Give your service member a head start to get in the best shape of their life and be shocked by the results!