US Navy retired funny socks
Everyone tells a retired soldier to kick back and relax after retirement. Be the one who has got their back when they do so by gifting them these warm and fuzzy novelty socks. In addition to keeping them warm, whenever anyone approaches your sailor intending to bother them, he can read the bottom of their socks and scram.
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