US Navy American Beer Glassware
Toast to the Navy. Drink to the good old, glorious days in the US Navy with this set of 24 US Navy Pint glasses. Traditional in design and imprinted with their favorite logo, get your sailor this beautiful glassware to complement their bar. These 16oz pint glasses are durable, fashionable, and an excellent means to honor your warrior.
A keepsake guest book with a hilarious cover is hard to beat as a gag gift. It has space for 180 writers and is perfect for rotating around friends and colleagues who can tell that what a pain-in-the-ass the retiree has been a warm and funny way. Nothing will beat this personalized catalog of your soldier's near and dear one's opinions and he will cherish this gift for times to come. The trick is to keep it fun and not getting too serious
Let your veteran stand tall and proud even after their retirement. All American Gifts Deluxe Military Sword Plaque to mount on the wall as a memento of their glory days as a hero of the nation. Made with solid oak wood, get one today as it holds a full-sized sword and scabbard. It goes best with Officer Saber or NCO Sword.
This is the very definition of a gag gift. Toilet paper rolls etched with your choice of service branch is bound to become the hit of the party. This handmade gift is just the kind of humor your soldier needs to lighten up the mood. Be that person who brings light into their life and tells them not to take everything so seriously.
Ooh, this one's on the next level mate. Now is your chance of teasing the hell out of your soldier by giving them a do-over in an 1800 era military style portrait. Watch their jaw drop in awe once they see themselves transformed into an old rustic painting and reincarnated as an army general. You only need to provide a facial photograph and the good guys at HarvDesigns will take care of the rest. Perfect for presenting at a retirement party and everyone can have a few good laughs. Who knows, this self-portrait may spark the love of art in your soldier
A Lean Machine in 90 Days. Do you want your soldier to be well prepared for the challenging physical tests ahead? Would you like them to dominate the assessments and strike a record breaking score? Present them with the groundbreaking workout that?s changed millions of lives. The P90X is a revolutionary system of 12 intense workouts on 12 DVDs, designed to transform your body in 90 days. Advanced training secrets take your body from regular to ripped in just a short time, the training instructors will be asking you for training instead! Give your service member a head start to get in the best shape of their life and be shocked by the results!
Ah, sweet 50 Cal. The ultimate beast of a bullet striking fear into the hearts of enemies comes to service once again. Now, making your life easier by opening your soldier's favourite beer bottles. Tell your soldier to relax and use this handy sidekick to enjoy the good times. Built in the USA, this product uses actual 50 Cal bullet casing which will last forever.
One Sock for All Boots. If you need gift ideas for someone going into the military, here is an essential you might not know about. They are natural, versatile, and durable. They help keep your feet dry and comfortable. It's the high-quality military boot socks, designed to keep a comfortable temperature inside your boots, removing excess heat and unpleasant odor. While your soldier can use running shoes, he is still required to wear military boots for training drills. This causes painful blisters if not protected. These socks have extra cushioning to soften each blow and enhanced support to keep his feet protected at all times. Give them amazing comfort and improved performance for any condition.
Everyone tells a retired soldier to kick back and relax after retirement. Be the one who has got their back when they do so by gifting them these warm and fuzzy novelty socks. In addition to keeping them warm, whenever anyone approaches your sailor intending to bother them, he can read the bottom of their socks and scram.