United States Army Retired: Retirement Guest Book
Good memories are always a cherishable treasure and we often find ourselves reflecting in the past. Ah sweet nostalgia! Create such wonderful memories for your beloved soldier by getting this guest book around to your soldier’s unit mates and record their good words about him/her. Gift this piece of work to them on their retiremnent day and see them rejoice at their mates words. Warning though, those written remarks may be NSFW.
ATTENTION!! Sgt Pryer has arrived armed for duty. The duty of opening beer caps effortlessly every time with military precision. This classy piece of die-cast metal will never let your soldier down (in opening any bottle caps). Expect your soldier to be pleasantly surprised by this nifty and efficient piece of hardware sure to dish out years of distinguished service. The manufacturer promises 100% lifetime guarantee which makes you wonder about their confidence in this product. Go ahead and try it for yourself.
Luxury is usually not an option for our soldiers. They usually improvise their own relaxing arrangements and often times it comes down to empty ammo canisters! This Lightweight folding chair is here to gives these soldiers the time-off they deserve. Light-weight and tough, this chair is built for the outdoors. This collapsible chair will also make the perfect gift for a soldier who appreciates outdoor exploring experience.
This luggage deployment bag is the ultimate wheeled duffle bag a soldier would ever need. Built with the most durable materials tested for adverse conditions, this bag is built to last. It has been tailored for Military personnel for gear placement and built-in removable pouches. Reinforced handles and three heavy-duty tractor wheels ensure smooth transport no matter how heavy the bag.
Customs dictate that military retiree is given a plaque with personalized message commemorating their service. Although this practice is more prevalent in official ceremonies but there is nothing stopping you if you also want to join the party, Perfect as a home decor gift, this plaque also holds place for your soldier's old dog tags which will remind him of the good days of service in the future.
This is the very definition of a gag gift. Toilet paper rolls etched with your choice of service branch is bound to become the hit of the party. This handmade gift is just the kind of humor your soldier needs to lighten up the mood. Be that person who brings light into their life and tells them not to take everything so seriously.
Tactical gloves are standard issue for combat soldiers but unfortunately, the standard issue is often sub-par quality. They aren?t as rugged or comfortable and our soldiers have no choice but to accept those. Those days are over with these Mechanix Wear gloves. Custom tailored for weapon handling, these gloves are extremely popular amongst soldiers for their durability and dexterity. Outfitted with impact guards and breathable fabrics, these tactical gloves provide the protection and response every soldier desires.
A fun little downplaying act is also amusing, and this mug does that entirely. While your soldier buddy is retiring, this mug will amusingly remind them that those that know him best will always cherish his younger more carefree version. While doing so, a little insulting is never uncalled for!