Tactical Color Crayons Approved MRE – Funny Patch
The hysterical association of crayons and Marines never gets old. Now there’s even a patch for it! This funny patch with velcro can be mounted on any accessory and is a perfect gag gift for your Marine. With excellent stitching and built quality, your Marine will surely get a good kick out of this.
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