Tactical Color Crayons Approved MRE – Funny Patch
The hysterical association of crayons and Marines never gets old. Now there’s even a patch for it! This funny patch with velcro can be mounted on any accessory and is a perfect gag gift for your Marine. With excellent stitching and built quality, your Marine will surely get a good kick out of this.
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No Marine trash talk is complete with crayons! This hearty joke is evergreen, and crayons are normally associated with Marines only to make sense of their insane bravery, which only an insane person would do! Insane people also eat crayons, hence the pun. This is a fun way to tell your Marine you know their inside jokes and loves them for who they truly are. Ideal for anyone with a good sense of humor who can wear these cufflinks to state that they are jarheads proudly.
Marines work hard, and they party harder. Celebrate the awesomeness of your Marine by gifting him this trendy T-shirt. Throw out the traditional hard-ass Marine T-shirts and bring in the new loose and goose designs. This one is precisely that. Perfect for summers and fun times. Your Marine will appreciate you breaking the norm.
As they say, handmade stuff is gold these days, and what if you can gift your soldier their very own hand-drawn Caricature? You can customize it any way you like it and recreate a funny memory from the past which brings smiles on your soldier's face. Frame it, wrap it and gift it, your soldier is going to love you for this sweet & funny thought.
This luggage deployment bag is the ultimate wheeled duffle bag a soldier would ever need. Built with the most durable materials tested for adverse conditions, this bag is built to last. It has been tailored for Military personnel for gear placement and built-in removable pouches. Reinforced handles and three heavy-duty tractor wheels ensure smooth transport no matter how heavy the bag.
A quality flask is something everyone wants and needs. What makes this one stand out is that it has been personalized for the USMC. With Matte black color and laser engraved EGA & Marine chant, this flask is a must-have for any Marine. Made by a hard-working veteran company, they exactly know what a Marine wants. Gift it to your Marine, and they will surely love it.
A fixed blade tactical knife serves a variety of purposes for any professional soldier; be it self protection, survival or plain old home repairs. This devilishly handsome blade other than its looks sports a 440 stainless steel black tanto blade. Equipped with G10 handle, a solid grip is guaranteed even in the wettest of conditions. Overall 11-inch in length, this knife can make a hell of an improvement in your soldier?s kit.
Another timeless USMC memorabilia, this Bottle opener and cap catcher, is a true beauty. Built with handpicked wood and prepared on order, this one is made with love. Perfect for your fence, bar, kitchen or any place! Designed for single handed operation, this Made in USA gift will wow your Marine.
This is the very definition of a gag gift. Toilet paper rolls etched with your choice of service branch is bound to become the hit of the party. This handmade gift is just the kind of humor your soldier needs to lighten up the mood. Be that person who brings light into their life and tells them not to take everything so seriously.
