“Semper Fi” Bottle Opener
Another timeless USMC memorabilia, this Bottle opener and cap catcher, is a true beauty. Built with handpicked wood and prepared on order, this one is made with love. Perfect for your fence, bar, kitchen or any place! Designed for single handed operation, this Made in USA gift will wow your Marine.
This is the very definition of a gag gift. Toilet paper rolls etched with your choice of service branch is bound to become the hit of the party. This handmade gift is just the kind of humor your soldier needs to lighten up the mood. Be that person who brings light into their life and tells them not to take everything so seriously.
Our soldiers toil away in harsh conditions and unforgiving situations. These guys need all the comfort they can get and here is where this sturdy 3 leg camp stool comes in. With reinforced steel build, this baby can support weight up to 275 pounds. It is so handy that it can be packaged into the size of a rolled-up newspaper. Sturdy and lightweight, your soldier will love yours for this.
A keepsake guest book with a hilarious cover is hard to beat as a gag gift. It has space for 180 writers and is perfect for rotating around friends and colleagues who can tell that what a pain-in-the-ass the retiree has been a warm and funny way. Nothing will beat this personalized catalog of your soldier's near and dear one's opinions and he will cherish this gift for times to come. The trick is to keep it fun and not getting too serious
Ooh, this one's on the next level mate. Now is your chance of teasing the hell out of your soldier by giving them a do-over in an 1800 era military style portrait. Watch their jaw drop in awe once they see themselves transformed into an old rustic painting and reincarnated as an army general. You only need to provide a facial photograph and the good guys at HarvDesigns will take care of the rest. Perfect for presenting at a retirement party and everyone can have a few good laughs. Who knows, this self-portrait may spark the love of art in your soldier
Claimed to simply be the best military tactical backpack in the market, it has been built with the needs of military personnel. A backpack is a trusted friend of a soldier; always on the go wherever the duty calls. It features a reinforced grab-and-go handle, hook & loop area for nametape and flag patches along with Water-repellant coating for all weather usage.
The hysterical association of crayons and Marines never gets old. Now there's even a patch for it! This funny patch with velcro can be mounted on any accessory and is a perfect gag gift for your Marine. With excellent stitching and built quality, your Marine will surely get a good kick out of this.
Marines are some of the best trained, hardcore and tough SOBs there are. Trained and groomed to act fast and do insanely brave things have earned them a few jokes over time in friendly inter-service rivalries. One of these is the infamous 'crayons for Marines' joke, which infers that only insane people and infants who don't care about themselves often eat crayons. This is probably the only way a Non-Marine can make sense of a Marine's bravery. See, your Marine burst into laughter when you get them this excellent gag gift.
A quality flask is something everyone wants and needs. What makes this one stand out is that it has been personalized for the USMC. With Matte black color and laser engraved EGA & Marine chant, this flask is a must-have for any Marine. Made by a hard-working veteran company, they exactly know what a Marine wants. Gift it to your Marine, and they will surely love it.