Sargent Art 22-0551 8-Large Crayons
Marines are some of the best trained, hardcore and tough SOBs there are. Trained and groomed to act fast and do insanely brave things have earned them a few jokes over time in friendly inter-service rivalries. One of these is the infamous ‘crayons for Marines’ joke, which infers that only insane people and infants who don’t care about themselves often eat crayons. This is probably the only way a Non-Marine can make sense of a Marine’s bravery. See, your Marine burst into laughter when you get them this excellent gag gift.
If your soldier is a cat or dog person, this is the ideal gag gift. Their favorite animal dressed in full ceremonial military uniform! Come on; this stuff will make the sternest of hearts melt. This handmade ceramic mug is sure to make their morning cup of joe eventful and funny; perfect for the kind of spark one needs in the morning
Tactical boots are a necessity for every soldier as their entire mission depends on these being comfortable and fit. To make soldier?s lives better, Reebok has stepped in to make the perfect combat tactical boots. Made with Suede leather and ballistic nylon upper, this baby is built to last. A perfect mix of comfort, strength, and flexibility; all that any soldier wishes for.
The best T-shirt to honor your bad-ass lady soldier who has done her due share of duty for the nation. A shout out to the world thanking her for her service and inspiring other girls to saddle up.
No Marine trash talk is complete with crayons! This hearty joke is evergreen, and crayons are normally associated with Marines only to make sense of their insane bravery, which only an insane person would do! Insane people also eat crayons, hence the pun. This is a fun way to tell your Marine you know their inside jokes and loves them for who they truly are. Ideal for anyone with a good sense of humor who can wear these cufflinks to state that they are jarheads proudly.
Tactical gloves are standard issue for combat soldiers but unfortunately, the standard issue is often sub-par quality. They aren?t as rugged or comfortable and our soldiers have no choice but to accept those. Those days are over with these Mechanix Wear gloves. Custom tailored for weapon handling, these gloves are extremely popular amongst soldiers for their durability and dexterity. Outfitted with impact guards and breathable fabrics, these tactical gloves provide the protection and response every soldier desires.
The hysterical association of crayons and Marines never gets old. Now there's even a patch for it! This funny patch with velcro can be mounted on any accessory and is a perfect gag gift for your Marine. With excellent stitching and built quality, your Marine will surely get a good kick out of this.
This luggage deployment bag is the ultimate wheeled duffle bag a soldier would ever need. Built with the most durable materials tested for adverse conditions, this bag is built to last. It has been tailored for Military personnel for gear placement and built-in removable pouches. Reinforced handles and three heavy-duty tractor wheels ensure smooth transport no matter how heavy the bag.
This is the very definition of a gag gift. Toilet paper rolls etched with your choice of service branch is bound to become the hit of the party. This handmade gift is just the kind of humor your soldier needs to lighten up the mood. Be that person who brings light into their life and tells them not to take everything so seriously.