RETIRED AIR FORCE BEER ME! Funny Air Force Retirement Shirt
Ts are one of the more popular gag gifts and, therefore, no reason to not include them here. As always, who doesn’t love a witty comeback? This is one of the best ways to get back at your soldier in a funny way and have him smile when they see the quippy remarks on their Ts. This T-shirt is perfect for the beer-loving air warrior who has earned his due share of beer-chugging now they are finally retired.
Ooh, this one's on the next level mate. Now is your chance of teasing the hell out of your soldier by giving them a do-over in an 1800 era military style portrait. Watch their jaw drop in awe once they see themselves transformed into an old rustic painting and reincarnated as an army general. You only need to provide a facial photograph and the good guys at HarvDesigns will take care of the rest. Perfect for presenting at a retirement party and everyone can have a few good laughs. Who knows, this self-portrait may spark the love of art in your soldier
If your soldier is a cat or dog person, this is the ideal gag gift. Their favorite animal dressed in full ceremonial military uniform! Come on; this stuff will make the sternest of hearts melt. This handmade ceramic mug is sure to make their morning cup of joe eventful and funny; perfect for the kind of spark one needs in the morning
Light Up the Smoke. Each flick of this windproof lighter will remind him of his dedicated Air Force service. The high polish chrome design uses the double lustre process to create a crisp and clean USAF logo. All metal construction gives an optimal performance to light a cigar anywhere. The distinctive Zippo click will be noticed by any US Air Force troops. Packaged in the Zippo gift box, this is a great gift to add for the USAF collector.
The Sexiest Flight Suit. Do you have a themed party coming up? Halloween round the corner? This sexy suit will allow her to play the role of Tom Cruise or Goose with interchangeable name badges. If you're looking for the perfect outfit to match your own suit, you've found the right one! Designed to make her feel sexy and comfortable at the next costume party. You won't regret it when you both walk in the party and steal the show! Guaranteed to 'Take Your Breath Away'
The Survival Knife of the US Air Force. The issued survival knife for USAF since 1958, this knife has survived every threatening military environment for over 60 years. This cool specialist knife carried by American pilots is designed to save lives in any situation; it was even used for cutting out of a crashed aircraft! It has a comfortable leather handle and sheath for optimal performance. Made in the USA, it is crafted from the popular 1095 tough steel that can easily be sharpened in the field. For this reason, there is a sharpening stone provided to sharpen your knife anywhere you are. Perfect gift for your military husband, father, son, or friend.
As they say, handmade stuff is gold these days, and what if you can gift your soldier their very own hand-drawn Caricature? You can customize it any way you like it and recreate a funny memory from the past which brings smiles on your soldier's face. Frame it, wrap it and gift it, your soldier is going to love you for this sweet & funny thought.
The best T-shirt to honor your bad-ass lady soldier who has done her due share of duty for the nation. A shout out to the world thanking her for her service and inspiring other girls to saddle up.
Honoring and remembering our military servicemen while on deployment is a national duty. Remember Everyone Deployed RED is a company which makes interesting clothing, jewelry apparel to honor these servicemen. It is part of the popular RED Fridays movement where you wear RED clothing on Fridays to show your support and solidarity with our servicemen. Part of the profits goes to supporting our troops and families. A truly noble cause.