RETIRED AIR FORCE BEER ME! Funny Air Force Retirement Shirt
Ts are one of the more popular gag gifts and, therefore, no reason to not include them here. As always, who doesn’t love a witty comeback? This is one of the best ways to get back at your soldier in a funny way and have him smile when they see the quippy remarks on their Ts. This T-shirt is perfect for the beer-loving air warrior who has earned his due share of beer-chugging now they are finally retired.
Jets on Her Ears. Probably the smallest jets you'll ever see! These cute little F-22 fighter studs fit perfectly for everyday wear. Handmade in the USA with polished sterling silver, these earrings will receive many compliments from her friends and family. A beautiful gift box will make her smile and show her that you care. A truly unique gift for your air force woman or family.
As they say, handmade stuff is gold these days, and what if you can gift your soldier their very own hand-drawn Caricature? You can customize it any way you like it and recreate a funny memory from the past which brings smiles on your soldier's face. Frame it, wrap it and gift it, your soldier is going to love you for this sweet & funny thought.
I can't think of a better way you could mess with your soldier, other than gifting him this 16" fully huggable custom plush doll. You only need to provide one picture, and the creative team at Budsies will do the rest. Your soldier will be blown out of his wits and love the thought you put into this (in a goofy kind of way). He/ She will crack up whenever they see this later on as a reminder of your awesomeness
The Jacket Inspiring Heroism. Style meets performance with this lightweight flight jacket for women. Gift your pilot the most trusted source of quality design for the US military. Four patches of American pride to express her heroism. Others can be added to fully reflect her style. She'll be a trusted authority. Signature red 'Remove Before Flight' flag giving her the original feeling of USAF Let her unleash the pilot within
Light Up the Smoke. Each flick of this windproof lighter will remind him of his dedicated Air Force service. The high polish chrome design uses the double lustre process to create a crisp and clean USAF logo. All metal construction gives an optimal performance to light a cigar anywhere. The distinctive Zippo click will be noticed by any US Air Force troops. Packaged in the Zippo gift box, this is a great gift to add for the USAF collector.
The Survival Knife of the US Air Force. The issued survival knife for USAF since 1958, this knife has survived every threatening military environment for over 60 years. This cool specialist knife carried by American pilots is designed to save lives in any situation; it was even used for cutting out of a crashed aircraft! It has a comfortable leather handle and sheath for optimal performance. Made in the USA, it is crafted from the popular 1095 tough steel that can easily be sharpened in the field. For this reason, there is a sharpening stone provided to sharpen your knife anywhere you are. Perfect gift for your military husband, father, son, or friend.
This luggage deployment bag is the ultimate wheeled duffle bag a soldier would ever need. Built with the most durable materials tested for adverse conditions, this bag is built to last. It has been tailored for Military personnel for gear placement and built-in removable pouches. Reinforced handles and three heavy-duty tractor wheels ensure smooth transport no matter how heavy the bag.