Pacific Whiskey Decanter Gift Set
Whiskey with everything. No party is complete without a bottle of champagne. If your service member feels the same way, present them with this Pacific Whiskey Decanter Gift Set. With a classic 27FL decanter and four vintage scotch glasses, the decanter set will surely add a classy touch to any gathering and leave the guests amazed.
Why you can't let your soldier retire unprepared, can you? This hilarious book is an insider look into the lighter side of life at home after retirement. The cartoons depicted present the perfect scenarios where both husband and wife at home can drive each other nuts! Full of funny, light and warm cartoonist satire, this book is the ideal gag gift for your soldier. Now they can't say nobody warned them!
Meet Jack the feisty garden gnome! Wielding the trusty AK47, this gnome has spent years serving in combat and is nowhere to protect your garden. Just looking at him makes one crack up and your soldier could definitely use a trusty sidekick in their garden. Available in kneeling, prone and standing position, this gnome is always at guard in the garden. Definitely, a fun way to spice up the place and ideal for those soldiers who love their plants
Navy chiefs are immensely respected in service due to their hard work and professionalism. This puts them in stressful environments to always deliver their best. Take a load off your retired chief and tell him to chill out in this fun way by donning this t-shirt and relax.
Ts are one of the more popular gag gifts and, therefore, no reason to not include them here. As always, who doesn't love a witty comeback? This is one of the best ways to get back at your soldier in a funny way and have him smile when they see the quippy remarks on their Ts. This T-shirt is perfect for the beer-loving air warrior who has earned his due share of beer-chugging now they are finally retired.
After a physically tiring duty, your soldier needs to relax. A throw blanket is a perfect companion during the cold season. This ridiculously super soft microfiber cashmere velvet throw blanket will go beyond your soldier's expectations. What's more, is that its reversible to ultra-plush faux-sheepskin, so it's both sides, are usable and comfy. A must-have soft companion for your hardened soldier.
Every food lover should be on the ready with this Chef's Portable Multi-Tool. They can pursue her passion for culinary treats and this tool will become an important tool in their arsenal. It includes twelve high-quality stainless steel tools so thhey are ready for just about anything in the kitchen. Present it to them today and let them be a Superman/ Wonderwoman at home, just like they were in the military! Especially suitable if that someone is retiring, now that they will have all the time in the world.
I can't think of a better way you could mess with your soldier, other than gifting him this 16" fully huggable custom plush doll. You only need to provide one picture, and the creative team at Budsies will do the rest. Your soldier will be blown out of his wits and love the thought you put into this (in a goofy kind of way). He/ She will crack up whenever they see this later on as a reminder of your awesomeness
This damn fine flask is a must-have for any soldier who loves to have a good time and frankly who doesn't! The caption alone is enough to make your soldier laugh and they will surely remember your sense of humor with every sip. Made with the finest quality steel and excellent workmanship, this gift of yours will last a lifetime with your soldier