Military retirement toilet paper
This is the very definition of a gag gift. Toilet paper rolls etched with your choice of service branch is bound to become the hit of the party. This handmade gift is just the kind of humor your soldier needs to lighten up the mood. Be that person who brings light into their life and tells them not to take everything so seriously.
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Make light-hearted fun of your retired soldier by telling them just how busy they are going to be. While at it, crack a few jokes about how the soldier was looking forward to this retirement just to do a whole lot of nothing.
Ooh, this one's on the next level mate. Now is your chance of teasing the hell out of your soldier by giving them a do-over in an 1800 era military style portrait. Watch their jaw drop in awe once they see themselves transformed into an old rustic painting and reincarnated as an army general. You only need to provide a facial photograph and the good guys at HarvDesigns will take care of the rest. Perfect for presenting at a retirement party and everyone can have a few good laughs. Who knows, this self-portrait may spark the love of art in your soldier
The best T-shirt to honor your bad-ass lady soldier who has done her due share of duty for the nation. A shout out to the world thanking her for her service and inspiring other girls to saddle up.
Ah, sweet 50 Cal. The ultimate beast of a bullet striking fear into the hearts of enemies comes to service once again. Now, making your life easier by opening your soldier's favourite beer bottles. Tell your soldier to relax and use this handy sidekick to enjoy the good times. Built in the USA, this product uses actual 50 Cal bullet casing which will last forever.
Why not memorialize your favourite soldier with a statue forever? This Kurt Adler soldier is a beautifully crafted 4 inch statue made of rasin. This masterpiece can be personalized as per your wish and can have emblems or your soldier's patch to make it more memorable. It can be attached to a christmas tree or placed perfectly on the mantle. Your soldier will love this thoughtful and personalized gift for times to come.
Tactical boots are a necessity for every soldier as their entire mission depends on these being comfortable and fit. To make soldier?s lives better, Reebok has stepped in to make the perfect combat tactical boots. Made with Suede leather and ballistic nylon upper, this baby is built to last. A perfect mix of comfort, strength, and flexibility; all that any soldier wishes for.
This t-shirt reminds your army soldier in a fun way that they have finally joined the DD-214 club. They should now look forward to a whole new exciting world beyond the Army.
Humor is always welcome in this serious world. Your soldier may be feeling down at his retirement ocassion which is perfectly normal. Lighten up the mood by gifting this hilarious mug and make them smile. Perfect for close friends and family who intend to tease and see their solider smile and not take everything so seriously.