Military retirement toilet paper
This is the very definition of a gag gift. Toilet paper rolls etched with your choice of service branch is bound to become the hit of the party. This handmade gift is just the kind of humor your soldier needs to lighten up the mood. Be that person who brings light into their life and tells them not to take everything so seriously.
As they say, handmade stuff is gold these days, and what if you can gift your soldier their very own hand-drawn Caricature? You can customize it any way you like it and recreate a funny memory from the past which brings smiles on your soldier's face. Frame it, wrap it and gift it, your soldier is going to love you for this sweet & funny thought.
Meet Jack the feisty garden gnome! Wielding the trusty AK47, this gnome has spent years serving in combat and is nowhere to protect your garden. Just looking at him makes one crack up and your soldier could definitely use a trusty sidekick in their garden. Available in kneeling, prone and standing position, this gnome is always at guard in the garden. Definitely, a fun way to spice up the place and ideal for those soldiers who love their plants
Luxury is usually not an option for our soldiers. They usually improvise their own relaxing arrangements and often times it comes down to empty ammo canisters! This Lightweight folding chair is here to gives these soldiers the time-off they deserve. Light-weight and tough, this chair is built for the outdoors. This collapsible chair will also make the perfect gift for a soldier who appreciates outdoor exploring experience.
I can't think of a better way you could mess with your soldier, other than gifting him this 16" fully huggable custom plush doll. You only need to provide one picture, and the creative team at Budsies will do the rest. Your soldier will be blown out of his wits and love the thought you put into this (in a goofy kind of way). He/ She will crack up whenever they see this later on as a reminder of your awesomeness
Honoring and remembering our military servicemen while on deployment is a national duty. Remember Everyone Deployed RED is a company which makes interesting clothing, jewelry apparel to honor these servicemen. It is part of the popular RED Fridays movement where you wear RED clothing on Fridays to show your support and solidarity with our servicemen. Part of the profits goes to supporting our troops and families. A truly noble cause.
If your soldier is a cat or dog person, this is the ideal gag gift. Their favorite animal dressed in full ceremonial military uniform! Come on; this stuff will make the sternest of hearts melt. This handmade ceramic mug is sure to make their morning cup of joe eventful and funny; perfect for the kind of spark one needs in the morning
Good memories are always a cherishable treasure and we often find ourselves reflecting in the past. Ah sweet nostalgia! Create such wonderful memories for your beloved soldier by getting this guest book around to your soldier's unit mates and record their good words about him/her. Gift this piece of work to them on their retiremnent day and see them rejoice at their mates words. Warning though, those written remarks may be NSFW.