Military retirement toilet paper
This is the very definition of a gag gift. Toilet paper rolls etched with your choice of service branch is bound to become the hit of the party. This handmade gift is just the kind of humor your soldier needs to lighten up the mood. Be that person who brings light into their life and tells them not to take everything so seriously.
A fun little downplaying act is also amusing, and this mug does that entirely. While your soldier buddy is retiring, this mug will amusingly remind them that those that know him best will always cherish his younger more carefree version. While doing so, a little insulting is never uncalled for!
Challenge coins are a timeless tradition of the US Military. Engraved with beautifully emblazoned message for our soldier who has spent years in harm's way for our nation, this coin is a must have. Add to your solider'schallenge coin collection with this beautiful coin. A classy and timeless artifact which can stand the test of time.
I can't think of a better way you could mess with your soldier, other than gifting him this 16" fully huggable custom plush doll. You only need to provide one picture, and the creative team at Budsies will do the rest. Your soldier will be blown out of his wits and love the thought you put into this (in a goofy kind of way). He/ She will crack up whenever they see this later on as a reminder of your awesomeness
Ooh, this one's on the next level mate. Now is your chance of teasing the hell out of your soldier by giving them a do-over in an 1800 era military style portrait. Watch their jaw drop in awe once they see themselves transformed into an old rustic painting and reincarnated as an army general. You only need to provide a facial photograph and the good guys at HarvDesigns will take care of the rest. Perfect for presenting at a retirement party and everyone can have a few good laughs. Who knows, this self-portrait may spark the love of art in your soldier
If your soldier is a cat or dog person, this is the ideal gag gift. Their favorite animal dressed in full ceremonial military uniform! Come on; this stuff will make the sternest of hearts melt. This handmade ceramic mug is sure to make their morning cup of joe eventful and funny; perfect for the kind of spark one needs in the morning
A keepsake guest book with a hilarious cover is hard to beat as a gag gift. It has space for 180 writers and is perfect for rotating around friends and colleagues who can tell that what a pain-in-the-ass the retiree has been a warm and funny way. Nothing will beat this personalized catalog of your soldier's near and dear one's opinions and he will cherish this gift for times to come. The trick is to keep it fun and not getting too serious
You know a T-Shirt makes for a decent gift for any military ocassion and retirement is no exception. A simple cool army green saying that a true soldier is always there for his country even when he gets his DD-214. Home is where the heart is, this shirt makes a perfect retirement gift for your veteran whose heart will always beat for our great country.
ATTENTION!! Sgt Pryer has arrived armed for duty. The duty of opening beer caps effortlessly every time with military precision. This classy piece of die-cast metal will never let your soldier down (in opening any bottle caps). Expect your soldier to be pleasantly surprised by this nifty and efficient piece of hardware sure to dish out years of distinguished service. The manufacturer promises 100% lifetime guarantee which makes you wonder about their confidence in this product. Go ahead and try it for yourself.