Military retirement toilet paper
This is the very definition of a gag gift. Toilet paper rolls etched with your choice of service branch is bound to become the hit of the party. This handmade gift is just the kind of humor your soldier needs to lighten up the mood. Be that person who brings light into their life and tells them not to take everything so seriously.
Honoring and remembering our military servicemen while on deployment is a national duty. Remember Everyone Deployed RED is a company which makes interesting clothing, jewelry apparel to honor these servicemen. It is part of the popular RED Fridays movement where you wear RED clothing on Fridays to show your support and solidarity with our servicemen. Part of the profits goes to supporting our troops and families. A truly noble cause.
Humor is always welcome in this serious world. Your soldier may be feeling down at his retirement ocassion which is perfectly normal. Lighten up the mood by gifting this hilarious mug and make them smile. Perfect for close friends and family who intend to tease and see their solider smile and not take everything so seriously.
Ah, sweet 50 Cal. The ultimate beast of a bullet striking fear into the hearts of enemies comes to service once again. Now, making your life easier by opening your soldier's favourite beer bottles. Tell your soldier to relax and use this handy sidekick to enjoy the good times. Built in the USA, this product uses actual 50 Cal bullet casing which will last forever.
If your soldier is a cat or dog person, this is the ideal gag gift. Their favorite animal dressed in full ceremonial military uniform! Come on; this stuff will make the sternest of hearts melt. This handmade ceramic mug is sure to make their morning cup of joe eventful and funny; perfect for the kind of spark one needs in the morning
ATTENTION!! Sgt Pryer has arrived armed for duty. The duty of opening beer caps effortlessly every time with military precision. This classy piece of die-cast metal will never let your soldier down (in opening any bottle caps). Expect your soldier to be pleasantly surprised by this nifty and efficient piece of hardware sure to dish out years of distinguished service. The manufacturer promises 100% lifetime guarantee which makes you wonder about their confidence in this product. Go ahead and try it for yourself.
Tactical boots are a necessity for every soldier as their entire mission depends on these being comfortable and fit. To make soldier?s lives better, Reebok has stepped in to make the perfect combat tactical boots. Made with Suede leather and ballistic nylon upper, this baby is built to last. A perfect mix of comfort, strength, and flexibility; all that any soldier wishes for.
This luggage deployment bag is the ultimate wheeled duffle bag a soldier would ever need. Built with the most durable materials tested for adverse conditions, this bag is built to last. It has been tailored for Military personnel for gear placement and built-in removable pouches. Reinforced handles and three heavy-duty tractor wheels ensure smooth transport no matter how heavy the bag.