Military Garden Gnome with an AK47 | Funny Army Statue
Meet Jack the feisty garden gnome! Wielding the trusty AK47, this gnome has spent years serving in combat and is nowhere to protect your garden. Just looking at him makes one crack up and your soldier could definitely use a trusty sidekick in their garden. Available in kneeling, prone and standing position, this gnome is always at guard in the garden. Definitely, a fun way to spice up the place and ideal for those soldiers who love their plants
The best T-shirt to honor your bad-ass lady soldier who has done her due share of duty for the nation. A shout out to the world thanking her for her service and inspiring other girls to saddle up.
I can't think of a better way you could mess with your soldier, other than gifting him this 16" fully huggable custom plush doll. You only need to provide one picture, and the creative team at Budsies will do the rest. Your soldier will be blown out of his wits and love the thought you put into this (in a goofy kind of way). He/ She will crack up whenever they see this later on as a reminder of your awesomeness
Our soldiers toil away in harsh conditions and unforgiving situations. These guys need all the comfort they can get and here is where this sturdy 3 leg camp stool comes in. With reinforced steel build, this baby can support weight up to 275 pounds. It is so handy that it can be packaged into the size of a rolled-up newspaper. Sturdy and lightweight, your soldier will love yours for this.
Ooh, this one's on the next level mate. Now is your chance of teasing the hell out of your soldier by giving them a do-over in an 1800 era military style portrait. Watch their jaw drop in awe once they see themselves transformed into an old rustic painting and reincarnated as an army general. You only need to provide a facial photograph and the good guys at HarvDesigns will take care of the rest. Perfect for presenting at a retirement party and everyone can have a few good laughs. Who knows, this self-portrait may spark the love of art in your soldier
Claimed to simply be the best military tactical backpack in the market, it has been built with the needs of military personnel. A backpack is a trusted friend of a soldier; always on the go wherever the duty calls. It features a reinforced grab-and-go handle, hook & loop area for nametape and flag patches along with Water-repellant coating for all weather usage.
Good memories are always a cherishable treasure and we often find ourselves reflecting in the past. Ah sweet nostalgia! Create such wonderful memories for your beloved soldier by getting this guest book around to your soldier's unit mates and record their good words about him/her. Gift this piece of work to them on their retiremnent day and see them rejoice at their mates words. Warning though, those written remarks may be NSFW.
A keepsake guest book with a hilarious cover is hard to beat as a gag gift. It has space for 180 writers and is perfect for rotating around friends and colleagues who can tell that what a pain-in-the-ass the retiree has been a warm and funny way. Nothing will beat this personalized catalog of your soldier's near and dear one's opinions and he will cherish this gift for times to come. The trick is to keep it fun and not getting too serious
Humor is always welcome in this serious world. Your soldier may be feeling down at his retirement ocassion which is perfectly normal. Lighten up the mood by gifting this hilarious mug and make them smile. Perfect for close friends and family who intend to tease and see their solider smile and not take everything so seriously.