Look at you retiring from the Army and shit – Mug
Humor is always welcome in this serious world. Your soldier may be feeling down at his retirement ocassion which is perfectly normal. Lighten up the mood by gifting this hilarious mug and make them smile. Perfect for close friends and family who intend to tease and see their solider smile and not take everything so seriously.
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Make light-hearted fun of your retired soldier by telling them just how busy they are going to be. While at it, crack a few jokes about how the soldier was looking forward to this retirement just to do a whole lot of nothing.
If your soldier is a cat or dog person, this is the ideal gag gift. Their favorite animal dressed in full ceremonial military uniform! Come on; this stuff will make the sternest of hearts melt. This handmade ceramic mug is sure to make their morning cup of joe eventful and funny; perfect for the kind of spark one needs in the morning
Ooh, this one's on the next level mate. Now is your chance of teasing the hell out of your soldier by giving them a do-over in an 1800 era military style portrait. Watch their jaw drop in awe once they see themselves transformed into an old rustic painting and reincarnated as an army general. You only need to provide a facial photograph and the good guys at HarvDesigns will take care of the rest. Perfect for presenting at a retirement party and everyone can have a few good laughs. Who knows, this self-portrait may spark the love of art in your soldier
Our soldiers toil away in harsh conditions and unforgiving situations. These guys need all the comfort they can get and here is where this sturdy 3 leg camp stool comes in. With reinforced steel build, this baby can support weight up to 275 pounds. It is so handy that it can be packaged into the size of a rolled-up newspaper. Sturdy and lightweight, your soldier will love yours for this.
Challenge coins are a timeless tradition of the US Military. Engraved with beautifully emblazoned message for our soldier who has spent years in harm's way for our nation, this coin is a must have. Add to your solider'schallenge coin collection with this beautiful coin. A classy and timeless artifact which can stand the test of time.
A fixed blade tactical knife serves a variety of purposes for any professional soldier; be it self protection, survival or plain old home repairs. This devilishly handsome blade other than its looks sports a 440 stainless steel black tanto blade. Equipped with G10 handle, a solid grip is guaranteed even in the wettest of conditions. Overall 11-inch in length, this knife can make a hell of an improvement in your soldier?s kit.
Tactical gloves are standard issue for combat soldiers but unfortunately, the standard issue is often sub-par quality. They aren?t as rugged or comfortable and our soldiers have no choice but to accept those. Those days are over with these Mechanix Wear gloves. Custom tailored for weapon handling, these gloves are extremely popular amongst soldiers for their durability and dexterity. Outfitted with impact guards and breathable fabrics, these tactical gloves provide the protection and response every soldier desires.
This is the very definition of a gag gift. Toilet paper rolls etched with your choice of service branch is bound to become the hit of the party. This handmade gift is just the kind of humor your soldier needs to lighten up the mood. Be that person who brings light into their life and tells them not to take everything so seriously.
