Look at You Retiring and Shit – Guest Book
A keepsake guest book with a hilarious cover is hard to beat as a gag gift. It has space for 180 writers and is perfect for rotating around friends and colleagues who can tell that what a pain-in-the-ass the retiree has been a warm and funny way. Nothing will beat this personalized catalog of your soldier’s near and dear one’s opinions and he will cherish this gift for times to come. The trick is to keep it fun and not getting too serious
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Who doesn't love to BBQ? but soldiers especially adore this outdoor activity. Friends, family, good food checks all the right boxes for them to have a good time. Watch them drop their jaw when they receive this awesome grill master apron from you which will definitely up the fun for everyone. Just having a look at this thing makes you want to don it and rock it. Built-in pockets hold grilling tools, beer cans and much more. The fun military styling of this apron makes it a perfect gift for your soldier
You know a T-Shirt makes for a decent gift for any military ocassion and retirement is no exception. A simple cool army green saying that a true soldier is always there for his country even when he gets his DD-214. Home is where the heart is, this shirt makes a perfect retirement gift for your veteran whose heart will always beat for our great country.
Make light-hearted fun of your retired soldier by telling them just how busy they are going to be. While at it, crack a few jokes about how the soldier was looking forward to this retirement just to do a whole lot of nothing.
Honoring and remembering our military servicemen while on deployment is a national duty. Remember Everyone Deployed RED is a company which makes interesting clothing, jewelry apparel to honor these servicemen. It is part of the popular RED Fridays movement where you wear RED clothing on Fridays to show your support and solidarity with our servicemen. Part of the profits goes to supporting our troops and families. A truly noble cause.
This is the very definition of a gag gift. Toilet paper rolls etched with your choice of service branch is bound to become the hit of the party. This handmade gift is just the kind of humor your soldier needs to lighten up the mood. Be that person who brings light into their life and tells them not to take everything so seriously.
A fun little downplaying act is also amusing, and this mug does that entirely. While your soldier buddy is retiring, this mug will amusingly remind them that those that know him best will always cherish his younger more carefree version. While doing so, a little insulting is never uncalled for!
Tactical gloves are standard issue for combat soldiers but unfortunately, the standard issue is often sub-par quality. They aren?t as rugged or comfortable and our soldiers have no choice but to accept those. Those days are over with these Mechanix Wear gloves. Custom tailored for weapon handling, these gloves are extremely popular amongst soldiers for their durability and dexterity. Outfitted with impact guards and breathable fabrics, these tactical gloves provide the protection and response every soldier desires.
Humor is always welcome in this serious world. Your soldier may be feeling down at his retirement ocassion which is perfectly normal. Lighten up the mood by gifting this hilarious mug and make them smile. Perfect for close friends and family who intend to tease and see their solider smile and not take everything so seriously.
