Look at You Retiring and Shit – Guest Book
A keepsake guest book with a hilarious cover is hard to beat as a gag gift. It has space for 180 writers and is perfect for rotating around friends and colleagues who can tell that what a pain-in-the-ass the retiree has been a warm and funny way. Nothing will beat this personalized catalog of your soldier’s near and dear one’s opinions and he will cherish this gift for times to come. The trick is to keep it fun and not getting too serious
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