Lockheed F-35A JSF/CTOL USAF Model
The Only Model You’ll Need in Life. The supersonic F-35A is multirole combat, all weather-stealth, an iconic symbol of air dominance. A fifth-generation fighter and crucial part of the JSF program. The Lockheed Martin has replaced other fighter jets with its exceeding performance levels and superior dominance in the air. This makes it a powerful Air Force display in any home or office desk to express their passion. The Lightning II is expected to be the world’s premier strike aircraft through 2040, making it a superior gift for any plane lover who loves getting the best Air Force memorabilia.
Make light-hearted fun of your retired soldier by telling them just how busy they are going to be. While at it, crack a few jokes about how the soldier was looking forward to this retirement just to do a whole lot of nothing.
The Classic Aviation Look. Pilots are exposed to harmful UV rays, which can weaken eyes. Polarized, with a delicate metal frame, these glasses will protect your close one from dangerous light. For style and class, Ralph Lauren Aviators are the best a woman can get! Any woman will be pleased to wear one of the world's biggest brands. Multiple colour choices allow her to match any outfit, lenses included. She will be commanding all the respect with a complete pilots look.
As they say, handmade stuff is gold these days, and what if you can gift your soldier their very own hand-drawn Caricature? You can customize it any way you like it and recreate a funny memory from the past which brings smiles on your soldier's face. Frame it, wrap it and gift it, your soldier is going to love you for this sweet & funny thought.
Representing Team Spirit. Does the woman in your life like to keep things classy? Nothing completes an outfit like a perfect Two-Tone timepiece placed on your wrist. Let your woman complete the ultimate executive look & prove she is a part of Falcon Nation. 23kt gold-plated bezel with a quality stainless steel case and date function will prove her class and compliment her business attire. It would make a perfect addition to her Air Force Falcons collection.
The Sexiest Flight Suit. Do you have a themed party coming up? Halloween round the corner? This sexy suit will allow her to play the role of Tom Cruise or Goose with interchangeable name badges. If you're looking for the perfect outfit to match your own suit, you've found the right one! Designed to make her feel sexy and comfortable at the next costume party. You won't regret it when you both walk in the party and steal the show! Guaranteed to 'Take Your Breath Away'
A keepsake guest book with a hilarious cover is hard to beat as a gag gift. It has space for 180 writers and is perfect for rotating around friends and colleagues who can tell that what a pain-in-the-ass the retiree has been a warm and funny way. Nothing will beat this personalized catalog of your soldier's near and dear one's opinions and he will cherish this gift for times to come. The trick is to keep it fun and not getting too serious
The Survival Knife of the US Air Force. The issued survival knife for USAF since 1958, this knife has survived every threatening military environment for over 60 years. This cool specialist knife carried by American pilots is designed to save lives in any situation; it was even used for cutting out of a crashed aircraft! It has a comfortable leather handle and sheath for optimal performance. Made in the USA, it is crafted from the popular 1095 tough steel that can easily be sharpened in the field. For this reason, there is a sharpening stone provided to sharpen your knife anywhere you are. Perfect gift for your military husband, father, son, or friend.
Ts are one of the more popular gag gifts and, therefore, no reason to not include them here. As always, who doesn't love a witty comeback? This is one of the best ways to get back at your soldier in a funny way and have him smile when they see the quippy remarks on their Ts. This T-shirt is perfect for the beer-loving air warrior who has earned his due share of beer-chugging now they are finally retired.