Jack Sparrow Pirate Renaissance Medieval Costume Coat
Pirate chief. They’ve been the master of the sea, captain of the ship! Let them feel like a true pirate chief and give them this The Pirate Dressing Jack Sparrow Costume Coat. They’ll love the thoughtful, humourous gift you get for them, and since it’s a fully functional, warm, cotton coat with side pockets and linen lining, they’ll love wearing it everywhere they go.
Field-Tested, Battle Proven. Plenty of packing space, versatile pockets, improved functionality, and 3 heavy-duty tractor wheels will bring a powerful military statement when rolling this mini monster around. Adjustable padded divider to organize your soldier's essentials neatly. Padded Camo exterior with reinforced handles, this bad boy has got your back! The 3 wheels stop the bag flipping on its side; this soldier doesn't fall down easily. This tactical gear bag is sturdily built with ultimate durability standards and will store your items out on deployment, or keep you prepared for any trips away. This military beast has specifically been constructed for the military badass. Gear up for action!
Ooh, this one's on the next level mate. Now is your chance of teasing the hell out of your soldier by giving them a do-over in an 1800 era military style portrait. Watch their jaw drop in awe once they see themselves transformed into an old rustic painting and reincarnated as an army general. You only need to provide a facial photograph and the good guys at HarvDesigns will take care of the rest. Perfect for presenting at a retirement party and everyone can have a few good laughs. Who knows, this self-portrait may spark the love of art in your soldier
If your soldier is a cat or dog person, this is the ideal gag gift. Their favorite animal dressed in full ceremonial military uniform! Come on; this stuff will make the sternest of hearts melt. This handmade ceramic mug is sure to make their morning cup of joe eventful and funny; perfect for the kind of spark one needs in the morning
See your veteran soldier burst into laughter at seeing this awesome DD 214 poncho liner blanket. Their years of service have finally paid off and they have been honorably retired. DD 214 is a symbol of this new found freedom and marks an end to your solider's glorious era. Make them comfortable in this special and comfy blanket and tell them to take a chill pill, finally!
Let your veteran stand tall and proud even after their retirement. All American Gifts Deluxe Military Sword Plaque to mount on the wall as a memento of their glory days as a hero of the nation. Made with solid oak wood, get one today as it holds a full-sized sword and scabbard. It goes best with Officer Saber or NCO Sword.
Ahhh Alcohol, our favourite pastime which is espcially popular amongst the soldier. Why not gift our soldier, what they actually love? Add a pinch of extra love by personalizing it with US Military emblem. A timeless piece of classy whiskey decanter which will serve a lifetime and rekindle their love for the service is always a good choice. This one ticks all the boxes.
A keepsake guest book with a hilarious cover is hard to beat as a gag gift. It has space for 180 writers and is perfect for rotating around friends and colleagues who can tell that what a pain-in-the-ass the retiree has been a warm and funny way. Nothing will beat this personalized catalog of your soldier's near and dear one's opinions and he will cherish this gift for times to come. The trick is to keep it fun and not getting too serious
One Sock for All Boots. If you need gift ideas for someone going into the military, here is an essential you might not know about. They are natural, versatile, and durable. They help keep your feet dry and comfortable. It's the high-quality military boot socks, designed to keep a comfortable temperature inside your boots, removing excess heat and unpleasant odor. While your soldier can use running shoes, he is still required to wear military boots for training drills. This causes painful blisters if not protected. These socks have extra cushioning to soften each blow and enhanced support to keep his feet protected at all times. Give them amazing comfort and improved performance for any condition.