Jack Sparrow Pirate Renaissance Medieval Costume Coat
Pirate chief. They’ve been the master of the sea, captain of the ship! Let them feel like a true pirate chief and give them this The Pirate Dressing Jack Sparrow Costume Coat. They’ll love the thoughtful, humourous gift you get for them, and since it’s a fully functional, warm, cotton coat with side pockets and linen lining, they’ll love wearing it everywhere they go.
See your veteran soldier burst into laughter at seeing this awesome DD 214 poncho liner blanket. Their years of service have finally paid off and they have been honorably retired. DD 214 is a symbol of this new found freedom and marks an end to your solider's glorious era. Make them comfortable in this special and comfy blanket and tell them to take a chill pill, finally!
A keepsake guest book with a hilarious cover is hard to beat as a gag gift. It has space for 180 writers and is perfect for rotating around friends and colleagues who can tell that what a pain-in-the-ass the retiree has been a warm and funny way. Nothing will beat this personalized catalog of your soldier's near and dear one's opinions and he will cherish this gift for times to come. The trick is to keep it fun and not getting too serious
If your soldier is a cat or dog person, this is the ideal gag gift. Their favorite animal dressed in full ceremonial military uniform! Come on; this stuff will make the sternest of hearts melt. This handmade ceramic mug is sure to make their morning cup of joe eventful and funny; perfect for the kind of spark one needs in the morning
The Best of Both Worlds. Are you looking for a military gift for someone in the military? The best in tactical gear, the Sandpiper of California combines large storage capacity with a lightweight and easy to carry a backpack. This versatile tactical piece looks small until you open up its compartments, and then this badass bag blows up! Its impressive interior lets you carry 3 days worth of clothing and supplies. Supreme comfort and a stylish black finish make this an everyday backpack. Intelligently designed, hydration compatible, and extremely durable, this stylish backpack will keep your serviceman/ woman prepared for any adventure.
Ah, sweet 50 Cal. The ultimate beast of a bullet striking fear into the hearts of enemies comes to service once again. Now, making your life easier by opening your soldier's favourite beer bottles. Tell your soldier to relax and use this handy sidekick to enjoy the good times. Built in the USA, this product uses actual 50 Cal bullet casing which will last forever.
A Lean Machine in 90 Days. Do you want your soldier to be well prepared for the challenging physical tests ahead? Would you like them to dominate the assessments and strike a record breaking score? Present them with the groundbreaking workout that?s changed millions of lives. The P90X is a revolutionary system of 12 intense workouts on 12 DVDs, designed to transform your body in 90 days. Advanced training secrets take your body from regular to ripped in just a short time, the training instructors will be asking you for training instead! Give your service member a head start to get in the best shape of their life and be shocked by the results!
Field-Tested, Battle Proven. Plenty of packing space, versatile pockets, improved functionality, and 3 heavy-duty tractor wheels will bring a powerful military statement when rolling this mini monster around. Adjustable padded divider to organize your soldier's essentials neatly. Padded Camo exterior with reinforced handles, this bad boy has got your back! The 3 wheels stop the bag flipping on its side; this soldier doesn't fall down easily. This tactical gear bag is sturdily built with ultimate durability standards and will store your items out on deployment, or keep you prepared for any trips away. This military beast has specifically been constructed for the military badass. Gear up for action!
Ooh, this one's on the next level mate. Now is your chance of teasing the hell out of your soldier by giving them a do-over in an 1800 era military style portrait. Watch their jaw drop in awe once they see themselves transformed into an old rustic painting and reincarnated as an army general. You only need to provide a facial photograph and the good guys at HarvDesigns will take care of the rest. Perfect for presenting at a retirement party and everyone can have a few good laughs. Who knows, this self-portrait may spark the love of art in your soldier