Funny Coffee Mug – Soldier Retirement schedule
Make light-hearted fun of your retired soldier by telling them just how busy they are going to be. While at it, crack a few jokes about how the soldier was looking forward to this retirement just to do a whole lot of nothing.
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Humor is always welcome in this serious world. Your soldier may be feeling down at his retirement ocassion which is perfectly normal. Lighten up the mood by gifting this hilarious mug and make them smile. Perfect for close friends and family who intend to tease and see their solider smile and not take everything so seriously.
If your soldier is a cat or dog person, this is the ideal gag gift. Their favorite animal dressed in full ceremonial military uniform! Come on; this stuff will make the sternest of hearts melt. This handmade ceramic mug is sure to make their morning cup of joe eventful and funny; perfect for the kind of spark one needs in the morning
Meet Jack the feisty garden gnome! Wielding the trusty AK47, this gnome has spent years serving in combat and is nowhere to protect your garden. Just looking at him makes one crack up and your soldier could definitely use a trusty sidekick in their garden. Available in kneeling, prone and standing position, this gnome is always at guard in the garden. Definitely, a fun way to spice up the place and ideal for those soldiers who love their plants
You know a T-Shirt makes for a decent gift for any military ocassion and retirement is no exception. A simple cool army green saying that a true soldier is always there for his country even when he gets his DD-214. Home is where the heart is, this shirt makes a perfect retirement gift for your veteran whose heart will always beat for our great country.
Luxury is usually not an option for our soldiers. They usually improvise their own relaxing arrangements and often times it comes down to empty ammo canisters! This Lightweight folding chair is here to gives these soldiers the time-off they deserve. Light-weight and tough, this chair is built for the outdoors. This collapsible chair will also make the perfect gift for a soldier who appreciates outdoor exploring experience.
The best T-shirt to honor your bad-ass lady soldier who has done her due share of duty for the nation. A shout out to the world thanking her for her service and inspiring other girls to saddle up.
Heroes need to be recognized as those amongst us who put themselves in harms way knowingly. Recognition of their bravery costs nothing and these words of encouragement will forever be cherished by them. Gift this awesome and classy recognition plaque to your worthy soldier and stand tall as the one who thanks their heroes.
This t-shirt reminds your army soldier in a fun way that they have finally joined the DD-214 club. They should now look forward to a whole new exciting world beyond the Army.
