Funny Coffee Mug – Soldier Retirement schedule
Make light-hearted fun of your retired soldier by telling them just how busy they are going to be. While at it, crack a few jokes about how the soldier was looking forward to this retirement just to do a whole lot of nothing.
Honoring and remembering our military servicemen while on deployment is a national duty. Remember Everyone Deployed RED is a company which makes interesting clothing, jewelry apparel to honor these servicemen. It is part of the popular RED Fridays movement where you wear RED clothing on Fridays to show your support and solidarity with our servicemen. Part of the profits goes to supporting our troops and families. A truly noble cause.
Heroes need to be recognized as those amongst us who put themselves in harms way knowingly. Recognition of their bravery costs nothing and these words of encouragement will forever be cherished by them. Gift this awesome and classy recognition plaque to your worthy soldier and stand tall as the one who thanks their heroes.
A keepsake guest book with a hilarious cover is hard to beat as a gag gift. It has space for 180 writers and is perfect for rotating around friends and colleagues who can tell that what a pain-in-the-ass the retiree has been a warm and funny way. Nothing will beat this personalized catalog of your soldier's near and dear one's opinions and he will cherish this gift for times to come. The trick is to keep it fun and not getting too serious
A fun little downplaying act is also amusing, and this mug does that entirely. While your soldier buddy is retiring, this mug will amusingly remind them that those that know him best will always cherish his younger more carefree version. While doing so, a little insulting is never uncalled for!
Ah, sweet 50 Cal. The ultimate beast of a bullet striking fear into the hearts of enemies comes to service once again. Now, making your life easier by opening your soldier's favourite beer bottles. Tell your soldier to relax and use this handy sidekick to enjoy the good times. Built in the USA, this product uses actual 50 Cal bullet casing which will last forever.
As they say, handmade stuff is gold these days, and what if you can gift your soldier their very own hand-drawn Caricature? You can customize it any way you like it and recreate a funny memory from the past which brings smiles on your soldier's face. Frame it, wrap it and gift it, your soldier is going to love you for this sweet & funny thought.
This is the very definition of a gag gift. Toilet paper rolls etched with your choice of service branch is bound to become the hit of the party. This handmade gift is just the kind of humor your soldier needs to lighten up the mood. Be that person who brings light into their life and tells them not to take everything so seriously.
You know a T-Shirt makes for a decent gift for any military ocassion and retirement is no exception. A simple cool army green saying that a true soldier is always there for his country even when he gets his DD-214. Home is where the heart is, this shirt makes a perfect retirement gift for your veteran whose heart will always beat for our great country.