Custom Personalized Military Portaits
Ooh, this one’s on the next level mate. Now is your chance of teasing the hell out of your soldier by giving them a do-over in an 1800 era military style portrait. Watch their jaw drop in awe once they see themselves transformed into an old rustic painting and reincarnated as an army general. You only need to provide a facial photograph and the good guys at HarvDesigns will take care of the rest. Perfect for presenting at a retirement party and everyone can have a few good laughs. Who knows, this self-portrait may spark the love of art in your soldier
This is the very definition of a gag gift. Toilet paper rolls etched with your choice of service branch is bound to become the hit of the party. This handmade gift is just the kind of humor your soldier needs to lighten up the mood. Be that person who brings light into their life and tells them not to take everything so seriously.
Tactical boots are a necessity for every soldier as their entire mission depends on these being comfortable and fit. To make soldier?s lives better, Reebok has stepped in to make the perfect combat tactical boots. Made with Suede leather and ballistic nylon upper, this baby is built to last. A perfect mix of comfort, strength, and flexibility; all that any soldier wishes for.
ATTENTION!! Sgt Pryer has arrived armed for duty. The duty of opening beer caps effortlessly every time with military precision. This classy piece of die-cast metal will never let your soldier down (in opening any bottle caps). Expect your soldier to be pleasantly surprised by this nifty and efficient piece of hardware sure to dish out years of distinguished service. The manufacturer promises 100% lifetime guarantee which makes you wonder about their confidence in this product. Go ahead and try it for yourself.
A fixed blade tactical knife serves a variety of purposes for any professional soldier; be it self protection, survival or plain old home repairs. This devilishly handsome blade other than its looks sports a 440 stainless steel black tanto blade. Equipped with G10 handle, a solid grip is guaranteed even in the wettest of conditions. Overall 11-inch in length, this knife can make a hell of an improvement in your soldier?s kit.
Humor is always welcome in this serious world. Your soldier may be feeling down at his retirement ocassion which is perfectly normal. Lighten up the mood by gifting this hilarious mug and make them smile. Perfect for close friends and family who intend to tease and see their solider smile and not take everything so seriously.
A keepsake guest book with a hilarious cover is hard to beat as a gag gift. It has space for 180 writers and is perfect for rotating around friends and colleagues who can tell that what a pain-in-the-ass the retiree has been a warm and funny way. Nothing will beat this personalized catalog of your soldier's near and dear one's opinions and he will cherish this gift for times to come. The trick is to keep it fun and not getting too serious
Claimed to simply be the best military tactical backpack in the market, it has been built with the needs of military personnel. A backpack is a trusted friend of a soldier; always on the go wherever the duty calls. It features a reinforced grab-and-go handle, hook & loop area for nametape and flag patches along with Water-repellant coating for all weather usage.
Customs dictate that military retiree is given a plaque with personalized message commemorating their service. Although this practice is more prevalent in official ceremonies but there is nothing stopping you if you also want to join the party, Perfect as a home decor gift, this plaque also holds place for your soldier's old dog tags which will remind him of the good days of service in the future.