Cuff-Daddy Green Crayon Cufflinks
No Marine trash talk is complete with crayons! This hearty joke is evergreen, and crayons are normally associated with Marines only to make sense of their insane bravery, which only an insane person would do! Insane people also eat crayons, hence the pun. This is a fun way to tell your Marine you know their inside jokes and loves them for who they truly are. Ideal for anyone with a good sense of humor who can wear these cufflinks to state that they are jarheads proudly.
The hysterical association of crayons and Marines never gets old. Now there's even a patch for it! This funny patch with velcro can be mounted on any accessory and is a perfect gag gift for your Marine. With excellent stitching and built quality, your Marine will surely get a good kick out of this.
If your soldier is a cat or dog person, this is the ideal gag gift. Their favorite animal dressed in full ceremonial military uniform! Come on; this stuff will make the sternest of hearts melt. This handmade ceramic mug is sure to make their morning cup of joe eventful and funny; perfect for the kind of spark one needs in the morning
A fixed blade tactical knife serves a variety of purposes for any professional soldier; be it self protection, survival or plain old home repairs. This devilishly handsome blade other than its looks sports a 440 stainless steel black tanto blade. Equipped with G10 handle, a solid grip is guaranteed even in the wettest of conditions. Overall 11-inch in length, this knife can make a hell of an improvement in your soldier?s kit.
Nothing says 'Marine' more than an EGA emblem. This statue here is for that Marine who is truly proud of his service and wants it on full display. This 11-in statue is finely built and is a break from the traditional bulldog statues marines usually have. Made by Marine owned business, this is ideal for the proud Marine in your life.
A keepsake guest book with a hilarious cover is hard to beat as a gag gift. It has space for 180 writers and is perfect for rotating around friends and colleagues who can tell that what a pain-in-the-ass the retiree has been a warm and funny way. Nothing will beat this personalized catalog of your soldier's near and dear one's opinions and he will cherish this gift for times to come. The trick is to keep it fun and not getting too serious
Marines work hard, and they party harder. Celebrate the awesomeness of your Marine by gifting him this trendy T-shirt. Throw out the traditional hard-ass Marine T-shirts and bring in the new loose and goose designs. This one is precisely that. Perfect for summers and fun times. Your Marine will appreciate you breaking the norm.
Honoring and remembering our military servicemen while on deployment is a national duty. Remember Everyone Deployed RED is a company which makes interesting clothing, jewelry apparel to honor these servicemen. It is part of the popular RED Fridays movement where you wear RED clothing on Fridays to show your support and solidarity with our servicemen. Part of the profits goes to supporting our troops and families. A truly noble cause.
The mighty 50 cal instills fear into the hearts of the enemy, but out of the battlefield, this bullet has been given the coveted responsibility of making sure Marines have fun! Made from a fired 50 cal bullet, this EGA emblazoned bullet is an ideal gift for any Marine's kitchen, man cave, or living room. Heck, it also comes with its keepsake bag. Built by Marines, for Marines!