Cuff-Daddy Green Crayon Cufflinks
No Marine trash talk is complete with crayons! This hearty joke is evergreen, and crayons are normally associated with Marines only to make sense of their insane bravery, which only an insane person would do! Insane people also eat crayons, hence the pun. This is a fun way to tell your Marine you know their inside jokes and loves them for who they truly are. Ideal for anyone with a good sense of humor who can wear these cufflinks to state that they are jarheads proudly.
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