Blood Of My Enemies Coffee Mug
Your soldier loves to kick some enemy ass and he has been trained well to do it. Your soldier takes pride in what they do and whenever called upon, they have responded. Honor their service by gifting them this sassy mug which celebrates their job description in a pretty funny way. Perfect for anyone who loves to play dirty with the nation’s adversaries.
What a way to honor the service of a distinguished serviceman, other than to gift them a beautiful hand-blown glass decanter set? This becomes even better when that decanter is shaped like an AK47, which is a sight to behold. Your soldier will never forget this awesome gift and your thought behind this tasteful and executive gift.
Navy chiefs are immensely respected in service due to their hard work and professionalism. This puts them in stressful environments to always deliver their best. Take a load off your retired chief and tell him to chill out in this fun way by donning this t-shirt and relax.
A quality flask is something everyone wants and needs. What makes this one stand out is that it has been personalized for the USMC. With Matte black color and laser engraved EGA & Marine chant, this flask is a must-have for any Marine. Made by a hard-working veteran company, they exactly know what a Marine wants. Gift it to your Marine, and they will surely love it.
Ts are one of the more popular gag gifts and, therefore, no reason to not include them here. As always, who doesn't love a witty comeback? This is one of the best ways to get back at your soldier in a funny way and have him smile when they see the quippy remarks on their Ts. This T-shirt is perfect for the beer-loving air warrior who has earned his due share of beer-chugging now they are finally retired.
Soldiers are cursed to stay away from their families for months and months at a time. These souls feel homesick just like any regular human being. Make them feel closer to their family by gifting them a personalized photo album filled with pictures of their near and dear ones. There is no substitute for the distance apart, but seeing pictures invokes deep emotions within us humans which makes us feel closer to our loved ones.
If your soldier is a cat or dog person, this is the ideal gag gift. Their favorite animal dressed in full ceremonial military uniform! Come on; this stuff will make the sternest of hearts melt. This handmade ceramic mug is sure to make their morning cup of joe eventful and funny; perfect for the kind of spark one needs in the morning
Well, now, as they are retired and harboring secret love of golf, why not let your soldier ease into this game by gifting this fabulous potty putter. It's an even better gift for an avid golfer who will erupt in laughter when you present them this putter. They will secretly look forward to their private bathroom brakes like never before and you may get blamed by the spouse for their extra time in the Loo.
Funny coffee mugs are the classiest gag gifts and here is a curated list of 6 perfect gag gift mugs for your soldier's retirement. Their captions are sure to make your soldier laugh as he now enters under the new command of their wife after retirement (She may be the toughest of all his previous COs!).