Blood Of My Enemies Coffee Mug
Your soldier loves to kick some enemy ass and he has been trained well to do it. Your soldier takes pride in what they do and whenever called upon, they have responded. Honor their service by gifting them this sassy mug which celebrates their job description in a pretty funny way. Perfect for anyone who loves to play dirty with the nation’s adversaries.
Soldiers are cursed to stay away from their families for months and months at a time. These souls feel homesick just like any regular human being. Make them feel closer to their family by gifting them a personalized photo album filled with pictures of their near and dear ones. There is no substitute for the distance apart, but seeing pictures invokes deep emotions within us humans which makes us feel closer to our loved ones.
Funny coffee mugs are the classiest gag gifts and here is a curated list of 6 perfect gag gift mugs for your soldier's retirement. Their captions are sure to make your soldier laugh as he now enters under the new command of their wife after retirement (She may be the toughest of all his previous COs!).
Who doesn't love to BBQ? but soldiers especially adore this outdoor activity. Friends, family, good food checks all the right boxes for them to have a good time. Watch them drop their jaw when they receive this awesome grill master apron from you which will definitely up the fun for everyone. Just having a look at this thing makes you want to don it and rock it. Built-in pockets hold grilling tools, beer cans and much more. The fun military styling of this apron makes it a perfect gift for your soldier
This damn fine flask is a must-have for any soldier who loves to have a good time and frankly who doesn't! The caption alone is enough to make your soldier laugh and they will surely remember your sense of humor with every sip. Made with the finest quality steel and excellent workmanship, this gift of yours will last a lifetime with your soldier
Navy chiefs are immensely respected in service due to their hard work and professionalism. This puts them in stressful environments to always deliver their best. Take a load off your retired chief and tell him to chill out in this fun way by donning this t-shirt and relax.
Ooh, this one's on the next level mate. Now is your chance of teasing the hell out of your soldier by giving them a do-over in an 1800 era military style portrait. Watch their jaw drop in awe once they see themselves transformed into an old rustic painting and reincarnated as an army general. You only need to provide a facial photograph and the good guys at HarvDesigns will take care of the rest. Perfect for presenting at a retirement party and everyone can have a few good laughs. Who knows, this self-portrait may spark the love of art in your soldier
A warning sign is often in order when approaching a retired soldier, or any ordinary civilian may get entangled in the infinite loop of their war stories. Guaranteed to laugh, this handmade sign is a gag gift for a special soldier who likes to ramble on. Beautifully made, this sign will add to the humor you bring to your soldier's life which they will surely appreciate.
Ts are one of the more popular gag gifts and, therefore, no reason to not include them here. As always, who doesn't love a witty comeback? This is one of the best ways to get back at your soldier in a funny way and have him smile when they see the quippy remarks on their Ts. This T-shirt is perfect for the beer-loving air warrior who has earned his due share of beer-chugging now they are finally retired.