Blood Of My Enemies Coffee Mug
Your soldier loves to kick some enemy ass and he has been trained well to do it. Your soldier takes pride in what they do and whenever called upon, they have responded. Honor their service by gifting them this sassy mug which celebrates their job description in a pretty funny way. Perfect for anyone who loves to play dirty with the nation’s adversaries.
What a way to honor the service of a distinguished serviceman, other than to gift them a beautiful hand-blown glass decanter set? This becomes even better when that decanter is shaped like an AK47, which is a sight to behold. Your soldier will never forget this awesome gift and your thought behind this tasteful and executive gift.
Ooh, this one's on the next level mate. Now is your chance of teasing the hell out of your soldier by giving them a do-over in an 1800 era military style portrait. Watch their jaw drop in awe once they see themselves transformed into an old rustic painting and reincarnated as an army general. You only need to provide a facial photograph and the good guys at HarvDesigns will take care of the rest. Perfect for presenting at a retirement party and everyone can have a few good laughs. Who knows, this self-portrait may spark the love of art in your soldier
Why you can't let your soldier retire unprepared, can you? This hilarious book is an insider look into the lighter side of life at home after retirement. The cartoons depicted present the perfect scenarios where both husband and wife at home can drive each other nuts! Full of funny, light and warm cartoonist satire, this book is the ideal gag gift for your soldier. Now they can't say nobody warned them!
For your grunt and fearless soldier, who has never stumbled on the battlefield, this is the ideal gift. Your soldier needs to keep their fierce attitude no matter even if they're retired. The public will also be warned in a hilarious way to stay out of the way
A warning sign is often in order when approaching a retired soldier, or any ordinary civilian may get entangled in the infinite loop of their war stories. Guaranteed to laugh, this handmade sign is a gag gift for a special soldier who likes to ramble on. Beautifully made, this sign will add to the humor you bring to your soldier's life which they will surely appreciate.
Marines are some of the best trained, hardcore and tough SOBs there are. Trained and groomed to act fast and do insanely brave things have earned them a few jokes over time in friendly inter-service rivalries. One of these is the infamous 'crayons for Marines' joke, which infers that only insane people and infants who don't care about themselves often eat crayons. This is probably the only way a Non-Marine can make sense of a Marine's bravery. See, your Marine burst into laughter when you get them this excellent gag gift.
This shot glass is a sight to see and fun to drink from. Now, who doesn't love the sight of bullet morphing your shot glass? It's perfect for your soldier especially if they have spent their time dodging the bullets. A fun way of saluting to them for having spent their life safeguarding our nation. 100% Made in the USA by a team of veterans, hunters and gun enthusiasts, this gift will be a treat for your soldier
A .50 cal bullet biting into a beer glass is beyond cool. This fantastic and intuitive design is bound to pleasantly surprise your Marine, who will love its novelty and uniqueness. But, its not just all looks; built with quality glass and solid copper bullet, this glass is 100% lead-free to drink from. It looks just as good in the hand while drinking beer as it does on a mantle where your Marine's pride will be on full display.