50 Caliber Bottle Breacher Bottle Opener
Ah, sweet 50 Cal. The ultimate beast of a bullet striking fear into the hearts of enemies comes to service once again. Now, making your life easier by opening your soldier’s favourite beer bottles. Tell your soldier to relax and use this handy sidekick to enjoy the good times. Built in the USA, this product uses actual 50 Cal bullet casing which will last forever.
Why not memorialize your favourite soldier with a statue forever? This Kurt Adler soldier is a beautifully crafted 4 inch statue made of rasin. This masterpiece can be personalized as per your wish and can have emblems or your soldier's patch to make it more memorable. It can be attached to a christmas tree or placed perfectly on the mantle. Your soldier will love this thoughtful and personalized gift for times to come.
A fun little downplaying act is also amusing, and this mug does that entirely. While your soldier buddy is retiring, this mug will amusingly remind them that those that know him best will always cherish his younger more carefree version. While doing so, a little insulting is never uncalled for!
As they say, handmade stuff is gold these days, and what if you can gift your soldier their very own hand-drawn Caricature? You can customize it any way you like it and recreate a funny memory from the past which brings smiles on your soldier's face. Frame it, wrap it and gift it, your soldier is going to love you for this sweet & funny thought.
This is the very definition of a gag gift. Toilet paper rolls etched with your choice of service branch is bound to become the hit of the party. This handmade gift is just the kind of humor your soldier needs to lighten up the mood. Be that person who brings light into their life and tells them not to take everything so seriously.
ATTENTION!! Sgt Pryer has arrived armed for duty. The duty of opening beer caps effortlessly every time with military precision. This classy piece of die-cast metal will never let your soldier down (in opening any bottle caps). Expect your soldier to be pleasantly surprised by this nifty and efficient piece of hardware sure to dish out years of distinguished service. The manufacturer promises 100% lifetime guarantee which makes you wonder about their confidence in this product. Go ahead and try it for yourself.
Good memories are always a cherishable treasure and we often find ourselves reflecting in the past. Ah sweet nostalgia! Create such wonderful memories for your beloved soldier by getting this guest book around to your soldier's unit mates and record their good words about him/her. Gift this piece of work to them on their retiremnent day and see them rejoice at their mates words. Warning though, those written remarks may be NSFW.
Tactical gloves are standard issue for combat soldiers but unfortunately, the standard issue is often sub-par quality. They aren?t as rugged or comfortable and our soldiers have no choice but to accept those. Those days are over with these Mechanix Wear gloves. Custom tailored for weapon handling, these gloves are extremely popular amongst soldiers for their durability and dexterity. Outfitted with impact guards and breathable fabrics, these tactical gloves provide the protection and response every soldier desires.
Luxury is usually not an option for our soldiers. They usually improvise their own relaxing arrangements and often times it comes down to empty ammo canisters! This Lightweight folding chair is here to gives these soldiers the time-off they deserve. Light-weight and tough, this chair is built for the outdoors. This collapsible chair will also make the perfect gift for a soldier who appreciates outdoor exploring experience.