50.Cal USMC Bullet Bottle Opener – Previously Fired
The mighty 50 cal instills fear into the hearts of the enemy, but out of the battlefield, this bullet has been given the coveted responsibility of making sure Marines have fun! Made from a fired 50 cal bullet, this EGA emblazoned bullet is an ideal gift for any Marine’s kitchen, man cave, or living room. Heck, it also comes with its keepsake bag. Built by Marines, for Marines!
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Marines are some of the best trained, hardcore and tough SOBs there are. Trained and groomed to act fast and do insanely brave things have earned them a few jokes over time in friendly inter-service rivalries. One of these is the infamous 'crayons for Marines' joke, which infers that only insane people and infants who don't care about themselves often eat crayons. This is probably the only way a Non-Marine can make sense of a Marine's bravery. See, your Marine burst into laughter when you get them this excellent gag gift.
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If your soldier is a cat or dog person, this is the ideal gag gift. Their favorite animal dressed in full ceremonial military uniform! Come on; this stuff will make the sternest of hearts melt. This handmade ceramic mug is sure to make their morning cup of joe eventful and funny; perfect for the kind of spark one needs in the morning
A keepsake guest book with a hilarious cover is hard to beat as a gag gift. It has space for 180 writers and is perfect for rotating around friends and colleagues who can tell that what a pain-in-the-ass the retiree has been a warm and funny way. Nothing will beat this personalized catalog of your soldier's near and dear one's opinions and he will cherish this gift for times to come. The trick is to keep it fun and not getting too serious
One of the most exquisite desktop accessories here is this USMC desktop box. Made 100% in the USA, this is made with Cherry wood and comes with a brass lock & key. The USMC die-cast medallion fixed firmly on top looks like a crown jewel. Its classy look makes it the perfect eye candy on your Marine's desk at home or office. If you want a small, classy, and durable gift, look no further.
Claimed to simply be the best military tactical backpack in the market, it has been built with the needs of military personnel. A backpack is a trusted friend of a soldier; always on the go wherever the duty calls. It features a reinforced grab-and-go handle, hook & loop area for nametape and flag patches along with Water-repellant coating for all weather usage.
I can't think of a better way you could mess with your soldier, other than gifting him this 16" fully huggable custom plush doll. You only need to provide one picture, and the creative team at Budsies will do the rest. Your soldier will be blown out of his wits and love the thought you put into this (in a goofy kind of way). He/ She will crack up whenever they see this later on as a reminder of your awesomeness
Challenge coins are a staple of military tradition. You can find one for every occasion and every service. Likewise, this USMC coin celebrates your Marine's valor and embeds a strong prayer to keep them safe. If your Marine loves to collect these coins, this can be the perfect addition to their collection. Its high-quality design is sure to last generations.