16 Inch Brass Ship Telescope
See beyond the sea. If your sailor has spent time on the sea, they would definitely have used a Ship Telescope many times in their career. What would make a healthy and happy reminder of the past for them is this MAH 16 Inch Brass Ship Telescope? Get them this handheld brass telescope with a handcrafted wooden box to display with the rest of their most treasured collectibles.
I can't think of a better way you could mess with your soldier, other than gifting him this 16" fully huggable custom plush doll. You only need to provide one picture, and the creative team at Budsies will do the rest. Your soldier will be blown out of his wits and love the thought you put into this (in a goofy kind of way). He/ She will crack up whenever they see this later on as a reminder of your awesomeness
A keepsake guest book with a hilarious cover is hard to beat as a gag gift. It has space for 180 writers and is perfect for rotating around friends and colleagues who can tell that what a pain-in-the-ass the retiree has been a warm and funny way. Nothing will beat this personalized catalog of your soldier's near and dear one's opinions and he will cherish this gift for times to come. The trick is to keep it fun and not getting too serious
Watches are amongst the most popular gifts and for good reason. They are practical, personal and elegant. This watch combines all the best attributes and is perfect for military usage as it is custom built for soldiers. Built by a reputable company this watch has it all. It has a altimeter that tells vertical movement, a barometer and weather indicator that warns of any storms and a compass that points the way. Really a wrist top computer which also has sunset & sun rise timings for over 400 locations. Rest assured this your soldier will be using this watch for its aweseome features in their outdoor activities and thanking you for it.
Challenge coins are a timeless tradition of the US Military. Engraved with beautifully emblazoned message for our soldier who has spent years in harm's way for our nation, this coin is a must have. Add to your solider'schallenge coin collection with this beautiful coin. A classy and timeless artifact which can stand the test of time.
Who doesn't love Simpsons? It's a TV show that is loved by all. Especially as they introduce real-life characters in their show, one wonders how they will look like one of the characters? You wait is now over! Use this fantastic service to turn your favorite soldier into a Simpsons character. Completely customizable, this portrait us sure to spread some good laughs and a sure place on the wall of their home.
This is the very definition of a gag gift. Toilet paper rolls etched with your choice of service branch is bound to become the hit of the party. This handmade gift is just the kind of humor your soldier needs to lighten up the mood. Be that person who brings light into their life and tells them not to take everything so seriously.
Field-Tested, Battle Proven. Plenty of packing space, versatile pockets, improved functionality, and 3 heavy-duty tractor wheels will bring a powerful military statement when rolling this mini monster around. Adjustable padded divider to organize your soldier's essentials neatly. Padded Camo exterior with reinforced handles, this bad boy has got your back! The 3 wheels stop the bag flipping on its side; this soldier doesn't fall down easily. This tactical gear bag is sturdily built with ultimate durability standards and will store your items out on deployment, or keep you prepared for any trips away. This military beast has specifically been constructed for the military badass. Gear up for action!