An Air Force Luxury. This classic, lightweight bold design brings so much beauty; you wouldn?t even know it represents the Air Force! Handcrafted with excellence, this premium bracelet consists of a beautiful sapphire stone & an engraved 'US Air Force' to make her feel special on any occasion. Made in America & officially licensed by US Air Force, this is a gift she will treasure forever.
Representing Team Spirit. Does the woman in your life like to keep things classy? Nothing completes an outfit like a perfect Two-Tone timepiece placed on your wrist. Let your woman complete the ultimate executive look & prove she is a part of Falcon Nation. 23kt gold-plated bezel with a quality stainless steel case and date function will prove her class and compliment her business attire. It would make a perfect addition to her Air Force Falcons collection.
The Jacket Inspiring Heroism. Style meets performance with this lightweight flight jacket for women. Gift your pilot the most trusted source of quality design for the US military. Four patches of American pride to express her heroism. Others can be added to fully reflect her style. She'll be a trusted authority. Signature red 'Remove Before Flight' flag giving her the original feeling of USAF Let her unleash the pilot within
The Classic Aviation Look. Pilots are exposed to harmful UV rays, which can weaken eyes. Polarized, with a delicate metal frame, these glasses will protect your close one from dangerous light. For style and class, Ralph Lauren Aviators are the best a woman can get! Any woman will be pleased to wear one of the world's biggest brands. Multiple colour choices allow her to match any outfit, lenses included. She will be commanding all the respect with a complete pilots look.
Every Pilot Flying In Style. She will be soaring in style wearing the handmade jewelry set. The beautiful Sterling Silver wrapped around her neck, will see her glide in the sky with elegance. The 14k Gold necklace & leverback earrings are sure to distract anyone looking over. The perfect gift to compliment any lady the Artificial Horizon set will give her an immediate fashion advantage.
As they say, handmade stuff is gold these days, and what if you can gift your soldier their very own hand-drawn Caricature? You can customize it any way you like it and recreate a funny memory from the past which brings smiles on your soldier's face. Frame it, wrap it and gift it, your soldier is going to love you for this sweet & funny thought.
Make light-hearted fun of your retired soldier by telling them just how busy they are going to be. While at it, crack a few jokes about how the soldier was looking forward to this retirement just to do a whole lot of nothing.
A fun little downplaying act is also amusing, and this mug does that entirely. While your soldier buddy is retiring, this mug will amusingly remind them that those that know him best will always cherish his younger more carefree version. While doing so, a little insulting is never uncalled for!
Ooh, this one's on the next level mate. Now is your chance of teasing the hell out of your soldier by giving them a do-over in an 1800 era military style portrait. Watch their jaw drop in awe once they see themselves transformed into an old rustic painting and reincarnated as an army general. You only need to provide a facial photograph and the good guys at HarvDesigns will take care of the rest. Perfect for presenting at a retirement party and everyone can have a few good laughs. Who knows, this self-portrait may spark the love of art in your soldier
I can't think of a better way you could mess with your soldier, other than gifting him this 16" fully huggable custom plush doll. You only need to provide one picture, and the creative team at Budsies will do the rest. Your soldier will be blown out of his wits and love the thought you put into this (in a goofy kind of way). He/ She will crack up whenever they see this later on as a reminder of your awesomeness
This is the very definition of a gag gift. Toilet paper rolls etched with your choice of service branch is bound to become the hit of the party. This handmade gift is just the kind of humor your soldier needs to lighten up the mood. Be that person who brings light into their life and tells them not to take everything so seriously.
If your soldier is a cat or dog person, this is the ideal gag gift. Their favorite animal dressed in full ceremonial military uniform! Come on; this stuff will make the sternest of hearts melt. This handmade ceramic mug is sure to make their morning cup of joe eventful and funny; perfect for the kind of spark one needs in the morning
A warning sign is often in order when approaching a retired soldier, or any ordinary civilian may get entangled in the infinite loop of their war stories. Guaranteed to laugh, this handmade sign is a gag gift for a special soldier who likes to ramble on. Beautifully made, this sign will add to the humor you bring to your soldier's life which they will surely appreciate.
Everyone tells a retired soldier to kick back and relax after retirement. Be the one who has got their back when they do so by gifting them these warm and fuzzy novelty socks. In addition to keeping them warm, whenever anyone approaches your sailor intending to bother them, he can read the bottom of their socks and scram.
Well, now, as they are retired and harboring secret love of golf, why not let your soldier ease into this game by gifting this fabulous potty putter. It's an even better gift for an avid golfer who will erupt in laughter when you present them this putter. They will secretly look forward to their private bathroom brakes like never before and you may get blamed by the spouse for their extra time in the Loo.
ATTENTION!! Sgt Pryer has arrived armed for duty. The duty of opening beer caps effortlessly every time with military precision. This classy piece of die-cast metal will never let your soldier down (in opening any bottle caps). Expect your soldier to be pleasantly surprised by this nifty and efficient piece of hardware sure to dish out years of distinguished service. The manufacturer promises 100% lifetime guarantee which makes you wonder about their confidence in this product. Go ahead and try it for yourself.
A keepsake guest book with a hilarious cover is hard to beat as a gag gift. It has space for 180 writers and is perfect for rotating around friends and colleagues who can tell that what a pain-in-the-ass the retiree has been a warm and funny way. Nothing will beat this personalized catalog of your soldier's near and dear one's opinions and he will cherish this gift for times to come. The trick is to keep it fun and not getting too serious
Play it like a cool dude or gal by gifting your special soldier with this savvy tie. I mean, look at this thing! The perfectly classy gift for your classy soldier. Made with premium silk, this piece of suiting is going to woo the hell out of him. Just try it!
The best T-shirt to honor your bad-ass lady soldier who has done her due share of duty for the nation. A shout out to the world thanking her for her service and inspiring other girls to saddle up.
This t-shirt reminds your army soldier in a fun way that they have finally joined the DD-214 club. They should now look forward to a whole new exciting world beyond the Army.
Navy chiefs are immensely respected in service due to their hard work and professionalism. This puts them in stressful environments to always deliver their best. Take a load off your retired chief and tell him to chill out in this fun way by donning this t-shirt and relax.
Ts are one of the more popular gag gifts and, therefore, no reason to not include them here. As always, who doesn't love a witty comeback? This is one of the best ways to get back at your soldier in a funny way and have him smile when they see the quippy remarks on their Ts. This T-shirt is perfect for the beer-loving air warrior who has earned his due share of beer-chugging now they are finally retired.
Why you can't let your soldier retire unprepared, can you? This hilarious book is an insider look into the lighter side of life at home after retirement. The cartoons depicted present the perfect scenarios where both husband and wife at home can drive each other nuts! Full of funny, light and warm cartoonist satire, this book is the ideal gag gift for your soldier. Now they can't say nobody warned them!
Playing at the older-than-Jesus conflict between a man and his wife, this may be the perfect gift for your soldier boy whose wife will also get a kick out of this funny-as-hell mug.
For your grunt and fearless soldier, who has never stumbled on the battlefield, this is the ideal gift. Your soldier needs to keep their fierce attitude no matter even if they're retired. The public will also be warned in a hilarious way to stay out of the way
If you know your soldier and he pains to be under the newfound control of their spouse, this is the perfect gag gift. Tease them and lighten the atmosphere.
Funny coffee mugs are the classiest gag gifts and here is a curated list of 6 perfect gag gift mugs for your soldier's retirement. Their captions are sure to make your soldier laugh as he now enters under the new command of their wife after retirement (She may be the toughest of all his previous COs!).
Meet Jack the feisty garden gnome! Wielding the trusty AK47, this gnome has spent years serving in combat and is nowhere to protect your garden. Just looking at him makes one crack up and your soldier could definitely use a trusty sidekick in their garden. Available in kneeling, prone and standing position, this gnome is always at guard in the garden. Definitely, a fun way to spice up the place and ideal for those soldiers who love their plants
This shot glass is a sight to see and fun to drink from. Now, who doesn't love the sight of bullet morphing your shot glass? It's perfect for your soldier especially if they have spent their time dodging the bullets. A fun way of saluting to them for having spent their life safeguarding our nation. 100% Made in the USA by a team of veterans, hunters and gun enthusiasts, this gift will be a treat for your soldier
Who doesn't love to BBQ? but soldiers especially adore this outdoor activity. Friends, family, good food checks all the right boxes for them to have a good time. Watch them drop their jaw when they receive this awesome grill master apron from you which will definitely up the fun for everyone. Just having a look at this thing makes you want to don it and rock it. Built-in pockets hold grilling tools, beer cans and much more. The fun military styling of this apron makes it a perfect gift for your soldier
This damn fine flask is a must-have for any soldier who loves to have a good time and frankly who doesn't! The caption alone is enough to make your soldier laugh and they will surely remember your sense of humor with every sip. Made with the finest quality steel and excellent workmanship, this gift of yours will last a lifetime with your soldier
What a way to honor the service of a distinguished serviceman, other than to gift them a beautiful hand-blown glass decanter set? This becomes even better when that decanter is shaped like an AK47, which is a sight to behold. Your soldier will never forget this awesome gift and your thought behind this tasteful and executive gift.
The mighty 50 cal instills fear into the hearts of the enemy, but out of the battlefield, this bullet has been given the coveted responsibility of making sure Marines have fun! Made from a fired 50 cal bullet, this EGA emblazoned bullet is an ideal gift for any Marine's kitchen, man cave, or living room. Heck, it also comes with its keepsake bag. Built by Marines, for Marines!
A .50 cal bullet biting into a beer glass is beyond cool. This fantastic and intuitive design is bound to pleasantly surprise your Marine, who will love its novelty and uniqueness. But, its not just all looks; built with quality glass and solid copper bullet, this glass is 100% lead-free to drink from. It looks just as good in the hand while drinking beer as it does on a mantle where your Marine's pride will be on full display.
A quality flask is something everyone wants and needs. What makes this one stand out is that it has been personalized for the USMC. With Matte black color and laser engraved EGA & Marine chant, this flask is a must-have for any Marine. Made by a hard-working veteran company, they exactly know what a Marine wants. Gift it to your Marine, and they will surely love it.
The hysterical association of crayons and Marines never gets old. Now there's even a patch for it! This funny patch with velcro can be mounted on any accessory and is a perfect gag gift for your Marine. With excellent stitching and built quality, your Marine will surely get a good kick out of this.
Patriotic wear is always a good idea for any soldier. These guys live, love, and protect our country, so what's wrong with publically stating your passion? This Grunt style T-shirt has a cool print with the iconic spartan helmet imprinted in the American flag. This is symbolic of the length your soldier will go to defend his country like the spartans. Overall well made, comfortable fit and cool design make it a perfect gift.
Grunt Style shirts have a league of their own. Famous among the military for their unique patriotic designs, this T-shirt is one of their best sellers. Available in multiple colors with ultra-soft and comfortable fabric, this shirt is ideal for any soldier. The design is classy and not overbearing. Your soldier will love this awesome T-shirt designed and printed in the US of A.
Marines are some of the best trained, hardcore and tough SOBs there are. Trained and groomed to act fast and do insanely brave things have earned them a few jokes over time in friendly inter-service rivalries. One of these is the infamous 'crayons for Marines' joke, which infers that only insane people and infants who don't care about themselves often eat crayons. This is probably the only way a Non-Marine can make sense of a Marine's bravery. See, your Marine burst into laughter when you get them this excellent gag gift.
One of the most exquisite desktop accessories here is this USMC desktop box. Made 100% in the USA, this is made with Cherry wood and comes with a brass lock & key. The USMC die-cast medallion fixed firmly on top looks like a crown jewel. Its classy look makes it the perfect eye candy on your Marine's desk at home or office. If you want a small, classy, and durable gift, look no further.
Inkfidel is amongst the favorite brands of military clothing ware due to its stunning design and quality standards. This one right here is specifically for the Marines. If you've been around long enough your Marine, you probably have heard them utter FUBAR a few times. This slang is pure Marine talk and is used to define anything which has faced catastrophic damage (F**ked Up Beyond All Recognition - FUBAR). Other than that, this hoodie is perfect casual wear, and your Marine will love you for knowing so much about their service.
Infantry watches are built for the military men in mind. This large faced analog & digital watch is a stunner to look at. It boasts an anti-scratch mineral dial window for any soldier who is always on the go and needs his timepiece with them at all times. While this watch is one of the budget options. Looks can be deceiving as to its premium look and feel is bound to wow your soldier.
G-Shock needs no introduction. This iconic piece of hardware holds a special place in the military especially the Marines. Built with ruggedness in mind, this watch has a plethora of features. Other than the standard bells and whistles, this watch is water-resistant up to 200m and displays time for 48 cities. Finally, the design is just perfect for any soldier who loves to get their hands dirty. Get it for your favorite soldier and see it last a lifetime.
Challenge coins are a staple of military tradition. You can find one for every occasion and every service. Likewise, this USMC coin celebrates your Marine's valor and embeds a strong prayer to keep them safe. If your Marine loves to collect these coins, this can be the perfect addition to their collection. Its high-quality design is sure to last generations.
Soldiers are often deployed in the wild and challenging areas where they need all the survival help they need. Look no further as this compact Multi-tool survival kit will come to their rescue. Small and built to take on the harshest punishment, there is nothing this kit cannot do. Now you can rest in peace that your favorite soldier is equipped to handle anything mother nature throws at them.
Marines work hard, and they party harder. Celebrate the awesomeness of your Marine by gifting him this trendy T-shirt. Throw out the traditional hard-ass Marine T-shirts and bring in the new loose and goose designs. This one is precisely that. Perfect for summers and fun times. Your Marine will appreciate you breaking the norm.
Real Marines play cards period! This right here is the ideal past time of Marines, whether deployed or otherwise. This beautiful USMC playing cards set is a perfect gift for that Marine who loves playing cards or aspires to learn them. Packaged neatly in a wooden box with EGA on top and custom marine ranking cards inside, the sheer aesthetics of this gift are 10/10. Go ahead, and don't miss this awesome gifting opportunity.
Leatherman is a household name primarily due to it's solid built and functionality. The MUT tactical tool combines the best of all Leatherman multi-tools packaged into one. This is also a tactical tool specially built for Military and Law enforcement. Designed with single-handed operation in mind, this tool is covered with 25 years limited warranty by Leatherman. Any soldier will appreciate this tool, and it will quickly become their go-to tool for daily fieldwork or home repairs.
Benchmade in the Military is especially known for its durability and ruggedness. The Turret 980 here is one of the best folding knives there are thanks to its strong lock, tactical handle, and US-made CPM-S30V steel blade. This blade is built to last and will become a daily use accessory for your soldier.
A Marine needs to be armed, possibly at all times, and what better gift than the one traditionally associated with Marines. A Ka-bar is a Marine knife, and its practical and traditional value is such that it is the most favorite of gifts for any Marine, especially a new one. This one here is solid 7 in Cro-van steel with a leather handle. It also helps to know that this is the most famous fixed blade design in the world. Congratulations, you have a good eye.
Another timeless USMC memorabilia, this Bottle opener and cap catcher, is a true beauty. Built with handpicked wood and prepared on order, this one is made with love. Perfect for your fence, bar, kitchen or any place! Designed for single handed operation, this Made in USA gift will wow your Marine.