Time in style. Looking for just the perfect gift for your retiring sailor who is hard to impress. Get them this Vostok Komandirskie Automatic 24 Hour Dial, and they'll absolutely love it. You'll find them wearing it literally EVERYWHERE they go; to weddings, reunions, birthdays, or casual dinners. Hell, they can even take it underwater with them, when they go for a dive since it's 200m water resistant!
A Tactical Approach on Your Wrist. Absolute toughness and advanced technology make this watch an undefeated champion on the battlefield. The Baby-G is the casual watch for active women, the pioneer of strong tough fashion. This multi-functional watch is shock resistant with 100m water resistance to handle any military situation. EL Backlights illuminate the dial plate for maximum visibility in the dark. Wrapped in a neat Matte black, these watches are designed to fit the feminine wrist, while maintaining plenty of eye-catching appeal. This digital watch is a perfect gift for all the running she will be doing. Also a great personal alarm clock if she finds those early morning wakeups a bit difficult!
Who doesn't love Simpsons? It's a TV show that is loved by all. Especially as they introduce real-life characters in their show, one wonders how they will look like one of the characters? You wait is now over! Use this fantastic service to turn your favorite soldier into a Simpsons character. Completely customizable, this portrait us sure to spread some good laughs and a sure place on the wall of their home.
Is your favorite friend or family member retiring from the US Air Force? Do they love whiskey? If yes, Globe Bourbon Decanter for Air Force Veteran will make an excellent retirement gift for them. This 1000ml globe-shaped Decanter has an intricately designed airplane in the center. Present it to your special retiree today and let her enjoy whiskey in style.
If she is from the US Air Force community she's a warrior, a fighter and deserves to be honored! Here's an Angel of Peace Statue with Sword Lady so she can see her reflection every time she looks at it. Sculpted with cold cast bronze and handpainted in bronze finish, it's a beautiful art piece to display in her living room or library. Get her this well deserved present today.
Casual Design with a Military Shape. This faux leather autumn cap is a perfect blend of military & style. Keep her head warm this winter with a cute cap to add that final touch to her military look. Undeniably one of the biggest current trends in headwear, the Beret cap is made with a stylish retro look. The caps neat symbol placed on the side represents military power. It really does make her look pretty in pink!
As they say, handmade stuff is gold these days, and what if you can gift your soldier their very own hand-drawn Caricature? You can customize it any way you like it and recreate a funny memory from the past which brings smiles on your soldier's face. Frame it, wrap it and gift it, your soldier is going to love you for this sweet & funny thought.
Make light-hearted fun of your retired soldier by telling them just how busy they are going to be. While at it, crack a few jokes about how the soldier was looking forward to this retirement just to do a whole lot of nothing.
Ooh, this one's on the next level mate. Now is your chance of teasing the hell out of your soldier by giving them a do-over in an 1800 era military style portrait. Watch their jaw drop in awe once they see themselves transformed into an old rustic painting and reincarnated as an army general. You only need to provide a facial photograph and the good guys at HarvDesigns will take care of the rest. Perfect for presenting at a retirement party and everyone can have a few good laughs. Who knows, this self-portrait may spark the love of art in your soldier
I can't think of a better way you could mess with your soldier, other than gifting him this 16" fully huggable custom plush doll. You only need to provide one picture, and the creative team at Budsies will do the rest. Your soldier will be blown out of his wits and love the thought you put into this (in a goofy kind of way). He/ She will crack up whenever they see this later on as a reminder of your awesomeness
This is the very definition of a gag gift. Toilet paper rolls etched with your choice of service branch is bound to become the hit of the party. This handmade gift is just the kind of humor your soldier needs to lighten up the mood. Be that person who brings light into their life and tells them not to take everything so seriously.
If your soldier is a cat or dog person, this is the ideal gag gift. Their favorite animal dressed in full ceremonial military uniform! Come on; this stuff will make the sternest of hearts melt. This handmade ceramic mug is sure to make their morning cup of joe eventful and funny; perfect for the kind of spark one needs in the morning
The best T-shirt to honor your bad-ass lady soldier who has done her due share of duty for the nation. A shout out to the world thanking her for her service and inspiring other girls to saddle up.
This damn fine flask is a must-have for any soldier who loves to have a good time and frankly who doesn't! The caption alone is enough to make your soldier laugh and they will surely remember your sense of humor with every sip. Made with the finest quality steel and excellent workmanship, this gift of yours will last a lifetime with your soldier