Light away. If your sailor is a smoker and you want to keep their gift simple yet unique, here what you get for them: Zippo Lighter: United States Navy Logo. It's a sleek navy blue lighter with a US Navy logo on the front to put a smile on their face every time they light a cigarette. It even comes in a sleek box to make it even presentable as a gift.
If you know a Marine grunt who is known to be a hot head, this is the ideal gag gift for them. Let them have a good laugh and place this sign on a prominenet position in their home office or property. Made on a tin sheet with folded edges for safety, this gift is sure to lighten up the atmosphere, or not!