Navy chiefs are immensely respected in service due to their hard work and professionalism. This puts them in stressful environments to always deliver their best. Take a load off your retired chief and tell him to chill out in this fun way by donning this t-shirt and relax.
Ts are one of the more popular gag gifts and, therefore, no reason to not include them here. As always, who doesn't love a witty comeback? This is one of the best ways to get back at your soldier in a funny way and have him smile when they see the quippy remarks on their Ts. This T-shirt is perfect for the beer-loving air warrior who has earned his due share of beer-chugging now they are finally retired.
Why you can't let your soldier retire unprepared, can you? This hilarious book is an insider look into the lighter side of life at home after retirement. The cartoons depicted present the perfect scenarios where both husband and wife at home can drive each other nuts! Full of funny, light and warm cartoonist satire, this book is the ideal gag gift for your soldier. Now they can't say nobody warned them!
Playing at the older-than-Jesus conflict between a man and his wife, this may be the perfect gift for your soldier boy whose wife will also get a kick out of this funny-as-hell mug.
For your grunt and fearless soldier, who has never stumbled on the battlefield, this is the ideal gift. Your soldier needs to keep their fierce attitude no matter even if they're retired. The public will also be warned in a hilarious way to stay out of the way
Funny coffee mugs are the classiest gag gifts and here is a curated list of 6 perfect gag gift mugs for your soldier's retirement. Their captions are sure to make your soldier laugh as he now enters under the new command of their wife after retirement (She may be the toughest of all his previous COs!).
Meet Jack the feisty garden gnome! Wielding the trusty AK47, this gnome has spent years serving in combat and is nowhere to protect your garden. Just looking at him makes one crack up and your soldier could definitely use a trusty sidekick in their garden. Available in kneeling, prone and standing position, this gnome is always at guard in the garden. Definitely, a fun way to spice up the place and ideal for those soldiers who love their plants
This shot glass is a sight to see and fun to drink from. Now, who doesn't love the sight of bullet morphing your shot glass? It's perfect for your soldier especially if they have spent their time dodging the bullets. A fun way of saluting to them for having spent their life safeguarding our nation. 100% Made in the USA by a team of veterans, hunters and gun enthusiasts, this gift will be a treat for your soldier
Who doesn't love to BBQ? but soldiers especially adore this outdoor activity. Friends, family, good food checks all the right boxes for them to have a good time. Watch them drop their jaw when they receive this awesome grill master apron from you which will definitely up the fun for everyone. Just having a look at this thing makes you want to don it and rock it. Built-in pockets hold grilling tools, beer cans and much more. The fun military styling of this apron makes it a perfect gift for your soldier
This damn fine flask is a must-have for any soldier who loves to have a good time and frankly who doesn't! The caption alone is enough to make your soldier laugh and they will surely remember your sense of humor with every sip. Made with the finest quality steel and excellent workmanship, this gift of yours will last a lifetime with your soldier
The mighty 50 cal instills fear into the hearts of the enemy, but out of the battlefield, this bullet has been given the coveted responsibility of making sure Marines have fun! Made from a fired 50 cal bullet, this EGA emblazoned bullet is an ideal gift for any Marine's kitchen, man cave, or living room. Heck, it also comes with its keepsake bag. Built by Marines, for Marines!
A quality flask is something everyone wants and needs. What makes this one stand out is that it has been personalized for the USMC. With Matte black color and laser engraved EGA & Marine chant, this flask is a must-have for any Marine. Made by a hard-working veteran company, they exactly know what a Marine wants. Gift it to your Marine, and they will surely love it.
The hysterical association of crayons and Marines never gets old. Now there's even a patch for it! This funny patch with velcro can be mounted on any accessory and is a perfect gag gift for your Marine. With excellent stitching and built quality, your Marine will surely get a good kick out of this.
Patriotic wear is always a good idea for any soldier. These guys live, love, and protect our country, so what's wrong with publically stating your passion? This Grunt style T-shirt has a cool print with the iconic spartan helmet imprinted in the American flag. This is symbolic of the length your soldier will go to defend his country like the spartans. Overall well made, comfortable fit and cool design make it a perfect gift.
Grunt Style shirts have a league of their own. Famous among the military for their unique patriotic designs, this T-shirt is one of their best sellers. Available in multiple colors with ultra-soft and comfortable fabric, this shirt is ideal for any soldier. The design is classy and not overbearing. Your soldier will love this awesome T-shirt designed and printed in the US of A.
Marines are some of the best trained, hardcore and tough SOBs there are. Trained and groomed to act fast and do insanely brave things have earned them a few jokes over time in friendly inter-service rivalries. One of these is the infamous 'crayons for Marines' joke, which infers that only insane people and infants who don't care about themselves often eat crayons. This is probably the only way a Non-Marine can make sense of a Marine's bravery. See, your Marine burst into laughter when you get them this excellent gag gift.
One of the most exquisite desktop accessories here is this USMC desktop box. Made 100% in the USA, this is made with Cherry wood and comes with a brass lock & key. The USMC die-cast medallion fixed firmly on top looks like a crown jewel. Its classy look makes it the perfect eye candy on your Marine's desk at home or office. If you want a small, classy, and durable gift, look no further.
Inkfidel is amongst the favorite brands of military clothing ware due to its stunning design and quality standards. This one right here is specifically for the Marines. If you've been around long enough your Marine, you probably have heard them utter FUBAR a few times. This slang is pure Marine talk and is used to define anything which has faced catastrophic damage (F**ked Up Beyond All Recognition - FUBAR). Other than that, this hoodie is perfect casual wear, and your Marine will love you for knowing so much about their service.
Infantry watches are built for the military men in mind. This large faced analog & digital watch is a stunner to look at. It boasts an anti-scratch mineral dial window for any soldier who is always on the go and needs his timepiece with them at all times. While this watch is one of the budget options. Looks can be deceiving as to its premium look and feel is bound to wow your soldier.
Challenge coins are a staple of military tradition. You can find one for every occasion and every service. Likewise, this USMC coin celebrates your Marine's valor and embeds a strong prayer to keep them safe. If your Marine loves to collect these coins, this can be the perfect addition to their collection. Its high-quality design is sure to last generations.
Soldiers are often deployed in the wild and challenging areas where they need all the survival help they need. Look no further as this compact Multi-tool survival kit will come to their rescue. Small and built to take on the harshest punishment, there is nothing this kit cannot do. Now you can rest in peace that your favorite soldier is equipped to handle anything mother nature throws at them.
Nothing says 'Marine' more than an EGA emblem. This statue here is for that Marine who is truly proud of his service and wants it on full display. This 11-in statue is finely built and is a break from the traditional bulldog statues marines usually have. Made by Marine owned business, this is ideal for the proud Marine in your life.
No Marine trash talk is complete with crayons! This hearty joke is evergreen, and crayons are normally associated with Marines only to make sense of their insane bravery, which only an insane person would do! Insane people also eat crayons, hence the pun. This is a fun way to tell your Marine you know their inside jokes and loves them for who they truly are. Ideal for anyone with a good sense of humor who can wear these cufflinks to state that they are jarheads proudly.
Marines work hard, and they party harder. Celebrate the awesomeness of your Marine by gifting him this trendy T-shirt. Throw out the traditional hard-ass Marine T-shirts and bring in the new loose and goose designs. This one is precisely that. Perfect for summers and fun times. Your Marine will appreciate you breaking the norm.
Real Marines play cards period! This right here is the ideal past time of Marines, whether deployed or otherwise. This beautiful USMC playing cards set is a perfect gift for that Marine who loves playing cards or aspires to learn them. Packaged neatly in a wooden box with EGA on top and custom marine ranking cards inside, the sheer aesthetics of this gift are 10/10. Go ahead, and don't miss this awesome gifting opportunity.
Leatherman is a household name primarily due to it's solid built and functionality. The MUT tactical tool combines the best of all Leatherman multi-tools packaged into one. This is also a tactical tool specially built for Military and Law enforcement. Designed with single-handed operation in mind, this tool is covered with 25 years limited warranty by Leatherman. Any soldier will appreciate this tool, and it will quickly become their go-to tool for daily fieldwork or home repairs.
Benchmade in the Military is especially known for its durability and ruggedness. The Turret 980 here is one of the best folding knives there are thanks to its strong lock, tactical handle, and US-made CPM-S30V steel blade. This blade is built to last and will become a daily use accessory for your soldier.
A Marine needs to be armed, possibly at all times, and what better gift than the one traditionally associated with Marines. A Ka-bar is a Marine knife, and its practical and traditional value is such that it is the most favorite of gifts for any Marine, especially a new one. This one here is solid 7 in Cro-van steel with a leather handle. It also helps to know that this is the most famous fixed blade design in the world. Congratulations, you have a good eye.
Another timeless USMC memorabilia, this Bottle opener and cap catcher, is a true beauty. Built with handpicked wood and prepared on order, this one is made with love. Perfect for your fence, bar, kitchen or any place! Designed for single handed operation, this Made in USA gift will wow your Marine.