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ATTENTION!! Sgt Pryer has arrived armed for duty. The duty of opening beer caps effortlessly every time with military precision. This classy piece of die-cast metal will never let your soldier down (in opening any bottle caps). Expect your soldier to be pleasantly surprised by this nifty and efficient piece of hardware sure to dish out years of distinguished service. The manufacturer promises 100% lifetime guarantee which makes you wonder about their confidence in this product. Go ahead and try it for yourself.

A keepsake guest book with a hilarious cover is hard to beat as a gag gift. It has space for 180 writers and is perfect for rotating around friends and colleagues who can tell that what a pain-in-the-ass the retiree has been a warm and funny way. Nothing will beat this personalized catalog of your soldier's near and dear one's opinions and he will cherish this gift for times to come. The trick is to keep it fun and not getting too serious

Play it like a cool dude or gal by gifting your special soldier with this savvy tie. I mean, look at this thing! The perfectly classy gift for your classy soldier. Made with premium silk, this piece of suiting is going to woo the hell out of him. Just try it!

The best T-shirt to honor your bad-ass lady soldier who has done her due share of duty for the nation. A shout out to the world thanking her for her service and inspiring other girls to saddle up.

This t-shirt reminds your army soldier in a fun way that they have finally joined the DD-214 club. They should now look forward to a whole new exciting world beyond the Army.

Navy chiefs are immensely respected in service due to their hard work and professionalism. This puts them in stressful environments to always deliver their best. Take a load off your retired chief and tell him to chill out in this fun way by donning this t-shirt and relax.

Why you can't let your soldier retire unprepared, can you? This hilarious book is an insider look into the lighter side of life at home after retirement. The cartoons depicted present the perfect scenarios where both husband and wife at home can drive each other nuts! Full of funny, light and warm cartoonist satire, this book is the ideal gag gift for your soldier. Now they can't say nobody warned them!

For your grunt and fearless soldier, who has never stumbled on the battlefield, this is the ideal gift. Your soldier needs to keep their fierce attitude no matter even if they're retired. The public will also be warned in a hilarious way to stay out of the way

Meet Jack the feisty garden gnome! Wielding the trusty AK47, this gnome has spent years serving in combat and is nowhere to protect your garden. Just looking at him makes one crack up and your soldier could definitely use a trusty sidekick in their garden. Available in kneeling, prone and standing position, this gnome is always at guard in the garden. Definitely, a fun way to spice up the place and ideal for those soldiers who love their plants

This shot glass is a sight to see and fun to drink from. Now, who doesn't love the sight of bullet morphing your shot glass? It's perfect for your soldier especially if they have spent their time dodging the bullets. A fun way of saluting to them for having spent their life safeguarding our nation. 100% Made in the USA by a team of veterans, hunters and gun enthusiasts, this gift will be a treat for your soldier

This damn fine flask is a must-have for any soldier who loves to have a good time and frankly who doesn't! The caption alone is enough to make your soldier laugh and they will surely remember your sense of humor with every sip. Made with the finest quality steel and excellent workmanship, this gift of yours will last a lifetime with your soldier

What a way to honor the service of a distinguished serviceman, other than to gift them a beautiful hand-blown glass decanter set? This becomes even better when that decanter is shaped like an AK47, which is a sight to behold. Your soldier will never forget this awesome gift and your thought behind this tasteful and executive gift.

The mighty 50 cal instills fear into the hearts of the enemy, but out of the battlefield, this bullet has been given the coveted responsibility of making sure Marines have fun! Made from a fired 50 cal bullet, this EGA emblazoned bullet is an ideal gift for any Marine's kitchen, man cave, or living room. Heck, it also comes with its keepsake bag. Built by Marines, for Marines!

A .50 cal bullet biting into a beer glass is beyond cool. This fantastic and intuitive design is bound to pleasantly surprise your Marine, who will love its novelty and uniqueness. But, its not just all looks; built with quality glass and solid copper bullet, this glass is 100% lead-free to drink from. It looks just as good in the hand while drinking beer as it does on a mantle where your Marine's pride will be on full display.

A quality flask is something everyone wants and needs. What makes this one stand out is that it has been personalized for the USMC. With Matte black color and laser engraved EGA & Marine chant, this flask is a must-have for any Marine. Made by a hard-working veteran company, they exactly know what a Marine wants. Gift it to your Marine, and they will surely love it.

The hysterical association of crayons and Marines never gets old. Now there's even a patch for it! This funny patch with velcro can be mounted on any accessory and is a perfect gag gift for your Marine. With excellent stitching and built quality, your Marine will surely get a good kick out of this.

Marines are some of the best trained, hardcore and tough SOBs there are. Trained and groomed to act fast and do insanely brave things have earned them a few jokes over time in friendly inter-service rivalries. One of these is the infamous 'crayons for Marines' joke, which infers that only insane people and infants who don't care about themselves often eat crayons. This is probably the only way a Non-Marine can make sense of a Marine's bravery. See, your Marine burst into laughter when you get them this excellent gag gift.

Infantry watches are built for the military men in mind. This large faced analog & digital watch is a stunner to look at. It boasts an anti-scratch mineral dial window for any soldier who is always on the go and needs his timepiece with them at all times. While this watch is one of the budget options. Looks can be deceiving as to its premium look and feel is bound to wow your soldier.

G-Shock needs no introduction. This iconic piece of hardware holds a special place in the military especially the Marines. Built with ruggedness in mind, this watch has a plethora of features. Other than the standard bells and whistles, this watch is water-resistant up to 200m and displays time for 48 cities. Finally, the design is just perfect for any soldier who loves to get their hands dirty. Get it for your favorite soldier and see it last a lifetime.

Challenge coins are a staple of military tradition. You can find one for every occasion and every service. Likewise, this USMC coin celebrates your Marine's valor and embeds a strong prayer to keep them safe. If your Marine loves to collect these coins, this can be the perfect addition to their collection. Its high-quality design is sure to last generations.

Soldiers are often deployed in the wild and challenging areas where they need all the survival help they need. Look no further as this compact Multi-tool survival kit will come to their rescue. Small and built to take on the harshest punishment, there is nothing this kit cannot do. Now you can rest in peace that your favorite soldier is equipped to handle anything mother nature throws at them.

Nothing says 'Marine' more than an EGA emblem. This statue here is for that Marine who is truly proud of his service and wants it on full display. This 11-in statue is finely built and is a break from the traditional bulldog statues marines usually have. Made by Marine owned business, this is ideal for the proud Marine in your life.

No Marine trash talk is complete with crayons! This hearty joke is evergreen, and crayons are normally associated with Marines only to make sense of their insane bravery, which only an insane person would do! Insane people also eat crayons, hence the pun. This is a fun way to tell your Marine you know their inside jokes and loves them for who they truly are. Ideal for anyone with a good sense of humor who can wear these cufflinks to state that they are jarheads proudly.

Real Marines play cards period! This right here is the ideal past time of Marines, whether deployed or otherwise. This beautiful USMC playing cards set is a perfect gift for that Marine who loves playing cards or aspires to learn them. Packaged neatly in a wooden box with EGA on top and custom marine ranking cards inside, the sheer aesthetics of this gift are 10/10. Go ahead, and don't miss this awesome gifting opportunity.

Leatherman is a household name primarily due to it's solid built and functionality. The MUT tactical tool combines the best of all Leatherman multi-tools packaged into one. This is also a tactical tool specially built for Military and Law enforcement. Designed with single-handed operation in mind, this tool is covered with 25 years limited warranty by Leatherman. Any soldier will appreciate this tool, and it will quickly become their go-to tool for daily fieldwork or home repairs.

Benchmade in the Military is especially known for its durability and ruggedness. The Turret 980 here is one of the best folding knives there are thanks to its strong lock, tactical handle, and US-made CPM-S30V steel blade. This blade is built to last and will become a daily use accessory for your soldier.

A Marine needs to be armed, possibly at all times, and what better gift than the one traditionally associated with Marines. A Ka-bar is a Marine knife, and its practical and traditional value is such that it is the most favorite of gifts for any Marine, especially a new one. This one here is solid 7 in Cro-van steel with a leather handle. It also helps to know that this is the most famous fixed blade design in the world. Congratulations, you have a good eye.

Another timeless USMC memorabilia, this Bottle opener and cap catcher, is a true beauty. Built with handpicked wood and prepared on order, this one is made with love. Perfect for your fence, bar, kitchen or any place! Designed for single handed operation, this Made in USA gift will wow your Marine.