This is the very definition of a gag gift. Toilet paper rolls etched with your choice of service branch is bound to become the hit of the party. This handmade gift is just the kind of humor your soldier needs to lighten up the mood. Be that person who brings light into their life and tells them not to take everything so seriously.
If your soldier is a cat or dog person, this is the ideal gag gift. Their favorite animal dressed in full ceremonial military uniform! Come on; this stuff will make the sternest of hearts melt. This handmade ceramic mug is sure to make their morning cup of joe eventful and funny; perfect for the kind of spark one needs in the morning
A warning sign is often in order when approaching a retired soldier, or any ordinary civilian may get entangled in the infinite loop of their war stories. Guaranteed to laugh, this handmade sign is a gag gift for a special soldier who likes to ramble on. Beautifully made, this sign will add to the humor you bring to your soldier's life which they will surely appreciate.
Well, now, as they are retired and harboring secret love of golf, why not let your soldier ease into this game by gifting this fabulous potty putter. It's an even better gift for an avid golfer who will erupt in laughter when you present them this putter. They will secretly look forward to their private bathroom brakes like never before and you may get blamed by the spouse for their extra time in the Loo.
The best T-shirt to honor your bad-ass lady soldier who has done her due share of duty for the nation. A shout out to the world thanking her for her service and inspiring other girls to saddle up.
This t-shirt reminds your army soldier in a fun way that they have finally joined the DD-214 club. They should now look forward to a whole new exciting world beyond the Army.
Navy chiefs are immensely respected in service due to their hard work and professionalism. This puts them in stressful environments to always deliver their best. Take a load off your retired chief and tell him to chill out in this fun way by donning this t-shirt and relax.
Ts are one of the more popular gag gifts and, therefore, no reason to not include them here. As always, who doesn't love a witty comeback? This is one of the best ways to get back at your soldier in a funny way and have him smile when they see the quippy remarks on their Ts. This T-shirt is perfect for the beer-loving air warrior who has earned his due share of beer-chugging now they are finally retired.
Why you can't let your soldier retire unprepared, can you? This hilarious book is an insider look into the lighter side of life at home after retirement. The cartoons depicted present the perfect scenarios where both husband and wife at home can drive each other nuts! Full of funny, light and warm cartoonist satire, this book is the ideal gag gift for your soldier. Now they can't say nobody warned them!
Playing at the older-than-Jesus conflict between a man and his wife, this may be the perfect gift for your soldier boy whose wife will also get a kick out of this funny-as-hell mug.
For your grunt and fearless soldier, who has never stumbled on the battlefield, this is the ideal gift. Your soldier needs to keep their fierce attitude no matter even if they're retired. The public will also be warned in a hilarious way to stay out of the way
Funny coffee mugs are the classiest gag gifts and here is a curated list of 6 perfect gag gift mugs for your soldier's retirement. Their captions are sure to make your soldier laugh as he now enters under the new command of their wife after retirement (She may be the toughest of all his previous COs!).
Meet Jack the feisty garden gnome! Wielding the trusty AK47, this gnome has spent years serving in combat and is nowhere to protect your garden. Just looking at him makes one crack up and your soldier could definitely use a trusty sidekick in their garden. Available in kneeling, prone and standing position, this gnome is always at guard in the garden. Definitely, a fun way to spice up the place and ideal for those soldiers who love their plants
Who doesn't love to BBQ? but soldiers especially adore this outdoor activity. Friends, family, good food checks all the right boxes for them to have a good time. Watch them drop their jaw when they receive this awesome grill master apron from you which will definitely up the fun for everyone. Just having a look at this thing makes you want to don it and rock it. Built-in pockets hold grilling tools, beer cans and much more. The fun military styling of this apron makes it a perfect gift for your soldier
The hysterical association of crayons and Marines never gets old. Now there's even a patch for it! This funny patch with velcro can be mounted on any accessory and is a perfect gag gift for your Marine. With excellent stitching and built quality, your Marine will surely get a good kick out of this.
Patriotic wear is always a good idea for any soldier. These guys live, love, and protect our country, so what's wrong with publically stating your passion? This Grunt style T-shirt has a cool print with the iconic spartan helmet imprinted in the American flag. This is symbolic of the length your soldier will go to defend his country like the spartans. Overall well made, comfortable fit and cool design make it a perfect gift.
Grunt Style shirts have a league of their own. Famous among the military for their unique patriotic designs, this T-shirt is one of their best sellers. Available in multiple colors with ultra-soft and comfortable fabric, this shirt is ideal for any soldier. The design is classy and not overbearing. Your soldier will love this awesome T-shirt designed and printed in the US of A.
Inkfidel is amongst the favorite brands of military clothing ware due to its stunning design and quality standards. This one right here is specifically for the Marines. If you've been around long enough your Marine, you probably have heard them utter FUBAR a few times. This slang is pure Marine talk and is used to define anything which has faced catastrophic damage (F**ked Up Beyond All Recognition - FUBAR). Other than that, this hoodie is perfect casual wear, and your Marine will love you for knowing so much about their service.
Infantry watches are built for the military men in mind. This large faced analog & digital watch is a stunner to look at. It boasts an anti-scratch mineral dial window for any soldier who is always on the go and needs his timepiece with them at all times. While this watch is one of the budget options. Looks can be deceiving as to its premium look and feel is bound to wow your soldier.
G-Shock needs no introduction. This iconic piece of hardware holds a special place in the military especially the Marines. Built with ruggedness in mind, this watch has a plethora of features. Other than the standard bells and whistles, this watch is water-resistant up to 200m and displays time for 48 cities. Finally, the design is just perfect for any soldier who loves to get their hands dirty. Get it for your favorite soldier and see it last a lifetime.
Marines work hard, and they party harder. Celebrate the awesomeness of your Marine by gifting him this trendy T-shirt. Throw out the traditional hard-ass Marine T-shirts and bring in the new loose and goose designs. This one is precisely that. Perfect for summers and fun times. Your Marine will appreciate you breaking the norm.
Real Marines play cards period! This right here is the ideal past time of Marines, whether deployed or otherwise. This beautiful USMC playing cards set is a perfect gift for that Marine who loves playing cards or aspires to learn them. Packaged neatly in a wooden box with EGA on top and custom marine ranking cards inside, the sheer aesthetics of this gift are 10/10. Go ahead, and don't miss this awesome gifting opportunity.
Leatherman is a household name primarily due to it's solid built and functionality. The MUT tactical tool combines the best of all Leatherman multi-tools packaged into one. This is also a tactical tool specially built for Military and Law enforcement. Designed with single-handed operation in mind, this tool is covered with 25 years limited warranty by Leatherman. Any soldier will appreciate this tool, and it will quickly become their go-to tool for daily fieldwork or home repairs.
Benchmade in the Military is especially known for its durability and ruggedness. The Turret 980 here is one of the best folding knives there are thanks to its strong lock, tactical handle, and US-made CPM-S30V steel blade. This blade is built to last and will become a daily use accessory for your soldier.
Whether working out or out on a routine patrol, a sturdy water bottle always comes in handy. Here the Hydro flask shines through all the rest with its innovative wide mouth design and special anti-slip outer coating. Its Temp shield double-walled interior will keep your beverage-of-choice at its temperature (Hot up to 6 hrs and cold up to 24-hrs). Soldiers would love this flask for its durability and ease-of-use.
Soldiers are generally outgoing people who cherish nature and spend considerable time outdoors. This stylish electric bicycle fits the bill perfectly between folding-up, styling and being electrically powered. It features several miles range with motor assist function. Its sturdy built and balanced feature-set will be appreciated by any biker. P.S we heard sailors can sneak one on a navy ship while going on deployment and enjoy the superb biking experience at foreign ports.
There really is no need to introduce this marvel of outdoor videography. This GoPro HERO7 Black is mind-blowing with its rugged build, 4k picture quality and live streaming features. Insanely smooth videos with gimbal like stabilization without any additional hardware. This gadget will be loved by all soldiers who love to capture valuable memories during their tours or deployments. With built-in time lapse and slo-mo video capture, these captured moments rival any professionally produced videos in quality.
Finally, a DSLR that is newbie friendly and equally as good for professionals. This Nikon D3500 DSLR can be a welcome addition to your soldier's tech arsenal when he embarks on some expedition. Compact and comfortable to handle, this DSLR boasts a 15 x large image sensor than mobile for capturing picture-perfect in any condition. Capable of shooting 1080p video on click of a button, this camera has endless Nikon add-ons available to choose from.
Soldiers are routinely deployed overseas to US Military bases or embassies all around the world. If you have experienced plugging your device in a foreign country, you can relate to the hair-pulling experience one experiences when your plugs don?t match the sockets. This Universal Travel Adapter comes with a unique push/ pull plug design for all the adapter types one can ever need. It is also built-in with electrical safeties to prevent any hazard. Trying to make your soldier's life easier by gifting this best-selling Universal Travel Adapter will certainly draw you both even closer.
We live and breathe with our mobiles and tablets. As these devices are gradually becoming high performance, their power requirements are also surging. This has been a sore point which every soldier can relate which is to power one's phone when out in the field. Anker PowerCore 20100 power bank comes to the rescue with the ideal size, weight, and power capacity. Capable of charging iPhone 8 seven times, Galaxy S8 five times and Ipad mini 4 twice, this power bank can easily take care of your device during your time away from the electrical outlets.
An ultimate gift for any book worm, the Kindle is a world leader in E-reader world. It?s no surprise that this Kindle Paperwhite E-reader boasts some of the best specs for any E-reader including; ridiculous battery life of weeks; 300 ppi high-resolution display and No-glare reading experience. What's more, is that Prime members read free with unlimited access to over a thousand titles. Improve your soldier?s life quality with this gift of knowledge.
The military people these days are one of the most tech-savvy guys there are; thanks to all the cutting edge military technology. Suffice to say they know their tech and will surely be blown away by this ultra-fashionable 2-in-1 Laptop/Tablet. Extremely useful for both office and entertainment, the tablet mode is ideal for presentations and movie viewing. It comes with a massive 1 TB HDD for storing loads of movies and ultra-sharp 14? screen for the best viewing experience.
A Multitool is an everyday need for every person but soldiers use it more often than regular people. Mostly out in the field, these soldiers often encounter challenges which can easily be solved by this Leatherman Heavy Duty Multitool. Fitted with 21 of the most useful tools, this tool has been built to be used with ONE hand only. The best handy tool for a handy guy.
Tactical gloves are standard issue for combat soldiers but unfortunately, the standard issue is often sub-par quality. They aren?t as rugged or comfortable and our soldiers have no choice but to accept those. Those days are over with these Mechanix Wear gloves. Custom tailored for weapon handling, these gloves are extremely popular amongst soldiers for their durability and dexterity. Outfitted with impact guards and breathable fabrics, these tactical gloves provide the protection and response every soldier desires.
A fixed blade tactical knife serves a variety of purposes for any professional soldier; be it self protection, survival or plain old home repairs. This devilishly handsome blade other than its looks sports a 440 stainless steel black tanto blade. Equipped with G10 handle, a solid grip is guaranteed even in the wettest of conditions. Overall 11-inch in length, this knife can make a hell of an improvement in your soldier?s kit.
Every soldier needs a high-performance tactical flashlight; without it, one isn?t complete. Be it daily tasks or any tactical mission, a professional tactical light can make a hell of a difference. This ultra-portable flashlight comes in a rugged aluminum casing and boasts 500 lumens high-intensity light. What's more, is that it can be programmed for a variety of functions like high/ strobe/ low intensity and beam variation. Dust-tight and waterproof to 2-meters, it also impacts resistance tested.
Garmin tactix Bravo multifunction watch is the best watch any soldier can wish for. With all the tactical features built-in like jumpmaster activity, projected waypoints, this watch is also built to be compatible with night vision goggles. It also comes with compass/ barometer/ altimeter, GPS/ GLONASS navigation, and wireless connectivity. Coated with diamond-like carbon coating, this is a serious watch for soldiers. Modern, classy and rugged; the taxtix bravo is a dream of any soldier.
Tactical boots are a necessity for every soldier as their entire mission depends on these being comfortable and fit. To make soldier?s lives better, Reebok has stepped in to make the perfect combat tactical boots. Made with Suede leather and ballistic nylon upper, this baby is built to last. A perfect mix of comfort, strength, and flexibility; all that any soldier wishes for.
Your soldier needs to be sharp as a whip and well equipped to handle daily office affairs aptly. A tactical briefcase like this is best suited for our desk warriors which is custom designed for military use. Outfitted with multi-purpose pockets, it supports laptop stowage with cushioning for additional protection. Its water-resistant build, use of durable materials and quality stitching makes it a gift worthy of a military staff officer.
The wallet is one of the most used pieces of personal accessory, your soldier will ever have. It contains his most valuable possessions and is supposed to last forever but very few actually live up to this tall claim. Well, this is it; a standard tactical tri-fold wallet built with tough 1000 Denier Cordura nylon. Its zippered compartments along with non-stick id window and other plethora of options make it one of the best ones in the market. An evergreen and affordable gift.
A soldier has to be the perfect symbol of power and there is nothing better to compound this image than a pair of cool sunglasses. Ray-bans are widely regarded as the de-facto standard for military soldiers worldwide. Owing to its classic design and UV protection features, this aviator version is a global hit. Show your classical taste to your soldier by gifting the very item he/she can proudly don on his/her uniform.
Coffee is normally the first meal of the day for most of us and the military is no different. To please your coffee-head soldier, now presenting the finest French press coffee maker. This best selling device is a stainless steel miracle for coffee lovers. Designed with two meshes to keep coffee grounds out, it also boats a double wall design to keep coffee hot. Being multi-function, it can be used to make tea, hot chocolate, cold brew, etc. A perfect gift to guarantee perfect mornings.
Staying hydrated is like the Number one rule for military survivability. We nearly do not drink as much water as we should but that's about to change. Introducing the natural water enhancer; this pack of five fruity flavors will change everything. Apart from being not-so-boring water, these enhancers are 100% sugar/calories free and are packed with Vitamin-C. Also Kosher and Keto diet compliant, these are going to help you cut out unnecessary chemicals from your life. It will support your soldier's overall fitness goals, diet, and wellness.
Munching away on high-calorie junk snacks can ruin your soldier's health. That's where this healthy snack pack comes into the rescue. Packed with 20 low carb grab-n-go snacks; munching on these provides the best balance between fitness and pleasure. It's an awesome new way to try the new Keto snacks and treats as this box has sizable of a variety of keto foods. Contains pork rinds, cheese crisps, nut butter, macadamias, almonds, jerky & more.
Now, who doesn't love jerky? No one. That's why this is the perfect gift for your soldier. Prepared in small batches, this jerky box contains a variety of flavors curated to delight the palate. Ideal for people who have a sweet tooth and love old fashioned jerky. 100% made in the USA, our soldiers can snack their hearts away with these awesome treats; homegrown and patriotic; just the way we like em!
We all secretly know that military food is certainly not known for its yumminess. Eating the same food day in and out can quickly become boring for your soldier. Help them out by shipping this mega snack care pack. It's packed with 50 of the yummiest snacks guaranteed fresh and delivered in a crush resistant box. Your hero will surely appreciate this variety and cherish your relationship with this gift.
Music is the rhythm of life and any sane person can't live without it. Here we have the best Bluetooth speaker there is, manufactured by the world leading audio-tech company. Whether your soldier is working out at the gym, chilling out at a campsite or just plain relaxing on the bed, this speaker is sure to satisfy his audio craving. It features a 12-hour life and the best sound quality experience as lead traits amongst reviewers.
To ensure the inhumane pressures off military life entertainment is a necessity. One of the best entertainment is watching one's favorite tv shows and movies. Quality wireless headphones are a no brainer if you want your soldier to have the best entrainment experience. These best selling headphones come fully loaded with all the bells and whistles like extended range, 40 hours of battery life, etc. While wearing these cushy headphones your soldier will be grateful for your thoughtfulness.
Our soldiers always have to be in top physical shape for all the grueling ops they are assigned. That's why these soldiers spend every living moment either training for combat or actually DOING combat. As the saying goes "the more you sweat in peace the less you bleed in war". To make this fitness time sweet, these rugged sports wireless earphones are the ideal gift. Only 5 minutes of charge time gives you one hour of playback. They are rugged and sweat resistant which comes in handy whether its Gym time, Long run or any other activity. This thoughtful gift is sure to make a soldier's fitness regime easier.
A portable Harddrive is the modern equivalent of a vault where we keep our most valuable digital possessions. Rugged Harddrive is a necessity of modern day soldier because it can withstand rough environment and help to keep your soldier sane. Filling up a dependable Harddrive with movies is the most important pastime of these soldiers. Gift this quality Harddrive and see your soldier's eyes light up with delight.
After a physically tiring duty, your soldier needs to relax. A throw blanket is a perfect companion during the cold season. This ridiculously super soft microfiber cashmere velvet throw blanket will go beyond your soldier's expectations. What's more, is that its reversible to ultra-plush faux-sheepskin, so it's both sides, are usable and comfy. A must-have soft companion for your hardened soldier.
Waking up on time is the most important event in a soldier's day. It kicks off the day on the right foot and to make it happen, there is nothing better than a good old fashioned alarm clock. This best selling alarm clock comes with 4 inches blue LCD for comfortable viewing. It comes with all the bells and whistles including smartphone charging ports, temperature display, and FM Radio.
Good night sleep is necessary for all humans but on-duty soldiers are often not awarded the luxury of a night-sleep. They only get to sleep whenever off-duty and during this time, they need to soak up all the rest they possibly can. This Memory Foam Mattress Topper with two-inch gel will welcome them as their loving mistress. Its temperature regulating gel ensures comfortable sleep during hot weather.
Luxury is usually not an option for our soldiers. They usually improvise their own relaxing arrangements and often times it comes down to empty ammo canisters! This Lightweight folding chair is here to gives these soldiers the time-off they deserve. Light-weight and tough, this chair is built for the outdoors. This collapsible chair will also make the perfect gift for a soldier who appreciates outdoor exploring experience.
Our soldiers toil away in harsh conditions and unforgiving situations. These guys need all the comfort they can get and here is where this sturdy 3 leg camp stool comes in. With reinforced steel build, this baby can support weight up to 275 pounds. It is so handy that it can be packaged into the size of a rolled-up newspaper. Sturdy and lightweight, your soldier will love yours for this.
Soldiers are cursed to stay away from their families for months and months at a time. These souls feel homesick just like any regular human being. Make them feel closer to their family by gifting them a personalized photo album filled with pictures of their near and dear ones. There is no substitute for the distance apart, but seeing pictures invokes deep emotions within us humans which makes us feel closer to our loved ones.
A thought is all that matters when it comes to gifts. To always remind of the love for your airforce serviceman, this beautiful necklace is a perfect gift. An ideal gift for airforce wives, sisters, mothers, daughters who surely want to keep their airforce guy close to their heart. Hand stamped with love this symbol is made to last.
If you know someone whose family member is in the military, this novelty necklace is the perfect gift. Customized with the name of the service member, this thoughtful gift shows your support for the safety of our nation's defenders. It comes with a stamped prayer along with the military branch of your choice.
If dealing with deployments are hard enough for us adults, it's downright brutal for the kids. They have soo many questions and sometimes it becomes a little too much trying to come up with an answer. To ease this transition and make them understand their parent's deployment, this kid-friendly storybook is all you need. it tells a familiar story with easy to grasp concepts and alleviates any fears the children have. A fun way to deal with a difficult issue.
Honoring and remembering our military servicemen while on deployment is a national duty. Remember Everyone Deployed RED is a company which makes interesting clothing, jewelry apparel to honor these servicemen. It is part of the popular RED Fridays movement where you wear RED clothing on Fridays to show your support and solidarity with our servicemen. Part of the profits goes to supporting our troops and families. A truly noble cause.
Coming up with new conversation topics with your loved one is sometimes a challenge and we all have been there. it's especially true as there is a LOT you military partner cannot tell you due to secrecy. TABLETOPICS eases this discomfort by preset questions especially for couples through which you will get to know each other at a new level. Continuously updated via customer feedback these cards contain some of the most interesting conversation starters. Think you know everything about your military partner; Think again!
Flowers are a universal expression for declaring your undying love. it can, however, be a pain to select the different species to make the best Bouquet. Enjoy Flowers is a family-owned company which specializes in delivering elegant & newly designed mixed bouquet packed with 20 stems of premium blooms hand-picked, arranged and carefully selected by floral experts. This is a 6-monthly subscription service where the delivered flowers are guaranteed to stay fresh for 7-days.
There is no better gift than the gift of Education. Today's kids demand a fun learning experience and here is where STEM toys club shines. Experts at this club hand-pick age appropriate Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics toys for kids and deliver them at the doorstep on a monthly basis. These toys based on robotics, chemistry, and math are sure to provide kids good educational value in addition to being fun.
Presenting sweet yummy treats are globally accepted standards for expressing love. What if this expression can be repeated on a recurring basis monthly so this feeling of affection is reinforced? This is exactly the motto of Candy club people. They deliver deliciously yummy treats which are carefully selected and deliver it to your doorstep on a monthly basis. Now your loved ones will always have a sweet memory of you while snacking on these world-class treats.
It's a fact that long deployments aren't survivable without video calls. To make these short moments of connection more blissful, a high definition webcam is essential. This bad boy streams 1080P razor-sharp video with two mics for crisp surround sound. Optimized for low-light conditions, this webcam will surely make these video meetup experiences memorable.
Want to instantly know off-the-bat what is the time at your deployed soldier's area? Want to feel connected with that piece of land where your deployed one is stationed? If so, then this dual time zone wall clock is for you. Other than providing closeness to your soldier, it is also made with Eco-friendly material. Supporting your soldier along with saving the planet ! you cannot get any nobler
If your soldier is lucky enough to have WiFi where deployed, then this set of Relationship lamps is a must have. A simple touch from any side changes color for both lamps possibly thousands of miles apart and reminds the other that his loved ones are thinking of them. A soldier's morale is at an all-time high when he/she knows that loved ones back home root for his cause.
There is nothing better than scratching that one day off the calendar and getting one day closer to your deployed soldier's safe return home. Tearing down a page is however more satisfying than this 365 days deployment teardown satisfies your inner rebel as you see the days countdown to zero. A fun activity for the family and therapeutic as hell.
Good advice is rare to come by. It's especially difficult to relate to what you are going through but this all changes with this book. A celebrated author zeroes in on the relationship issues while your loved one is deployed. Sound advice is offered with actionable steps along with answers to some of the questions you were always asking. Perfect for those who are looking to perfect their long-distance relationship.
Deployments can be tough for the deployed and family both. In these tough days, the warm feeling of your loved ones can go a long way. This stainless steel deployment Mug reminds of each other one sip at a time and makes the journey a little bit easier. Recalling all the good memories over a mug of coffee during these gloomy days cannot get any better.
Journal writing is often the best way to record one's memories and is a recommended best practice in life. This journal is custom made for spouses and significant others of personnel deployed in the Military. It's premium paper, satin ribbon bookmark, leathery cover and gilded edges make for wonderful writing experience. This journal will help you record thoughts about your loved ones deployed and in doing so create a breadcrumb of lovely memories for a lifetime.
Jewelry has always been the ultimate of gifts. This beautiful sterling silver is the perfect way to remember your loved one. Memorialize any occasion with the address of your choice which will then be converted into longitude and latitude coordinates and engraved on the front of this bar necklace. Cherishing your loved ones memory cannot get any better.