Read captain read. Is your retiring Navy sailor into books at all? If they?re a book lover and have a bookshelf at their home library or in their bedroom that needs some embellishment, you need to present them with this marvelous Gifts & Decor Office Library Sailing Schooner Nautical Theme Bookend. Carved in wood, the beautiful display ship will remind this sailor of the days the spent on the sea.
Whiskey with everything. No party is complete without a bottle of champagne. If your service member feels the same way, present them with this Pacific Whiskey Decanter Gift Set. With a classic 27FL decanter and four vintage scotch glasses, the decanter set will surely add a classy touch to any gathering and leave the guests amazed.
Make it thoughtful. A gift that's personal touches the heart for sure. If you're looking for something intimate and customized to present to your retiring service member, you could go for this Wood Engraved Retirement Gift Sign that could say anything you want. Get a personalized sign now to praise them for their services, thank them for everything and let them feel special.
Think out of the box. A simple bottle of vodka can be so much more than what most people think it is. Think out of the box, play with food, try out new things! If your loved one is one of those persons who like some twist to the usual, you need to get for them GINKIT Homemade Gin Kit as their retirement present. It has everything that it takes to transform a simple bottle of vodka into something cool and new!
A toast to the Military. What better time to hang out with friends & family and relive the gold old days over some good whiskey? That's what makes this Royal Decanters Etched Globe Whiskey Decanter Gift Set such a thoughtful gift. Present this beautifully crafted set and let them drink in style.
A .50 cal bullet biting into a beer glass is beyond cool. This amazing and intuitive design is bound to pleasently surprise your Marine who will love its novely and uniqueness. But, its not just all looks; built with quality glass and solid copper bullet, this glass is 100% lead free to drink from. It looks just as good in hand while drinking beer as it does on a mantle where your Marine's pride will be on full display.
One of the finest desktop accessories here is this USMC desktop box. Made a 100% in the USA, this is made with Cherry wood and comes with a brass lock & key. The USMC die cast medallion fixed firmly on top looks like a crown jewel. Its classy look make it the perfect eye candy on your Marine's desk at home or at office. If you want a small, classy and durable gift, look no further.
If your soldier loves to write, this Patriotic Leather Journal Notebook is for them. With it, they can pen in all their adventures, thoughts, or unleash their creative writing. If they love writing, this rustic journal can even turn into a personal memoir for your soldier as well. It presents an embossed US flag and eagle on the cover and includes 300 pages. It also comes with a vintage golden pen and pen holder. Get your loved one this vintage and hand made journal made with leather.
Ahhh Alcohol, our favourite pastime which is espcially popular amongst the soldier. Why not gift our soldier, what they actually love? Add a pinch of extra love by personalizing it with US Military emblem. A timeless piece of classy whiskey decanter which will serve a lifetime and rekindle their love for the service is always a good choice. This one ticks all the boxes.
Who doesn't love Simpsons? It's a TV show that is loved by all. Especially as they introduce real-life characters in their show, one wonders how they will look like one of the characters? You wait is now over! Use this fantastic service to turn your favorite soldier into a Simpsons character. Completely customizable, this portrait us sure to spread some good laughs and a sure place on the wall of their home.
There are quite a few military soldiers who fancy golf and if your soldier falls amongst those, this is the perfect gift. Sculpted by the world famous BenShot glass makers from Wisconson, the real golf ball screams GOLF like nothing else. Proudly made in the USA, real Titleist golf balls are used in this manufacturing process. Beer drinking for your soldier will definitely be kicked up a notch.
Ice cold drinks are always welcome but their watering down with ice cubes is frowned upon. Enter now. These bullet shaped metal whiskey stones. These bad boys in addition to keeping your drink cold, look soo much more cool than regular contraptions. Bulletware for a warfighter cannot get more classy than this.
Drinks are a must for any kind of celebration and if the drinkware is personalized with laser etching, this party goes to another level. Make your soldier feel special as he rightfully deserves to be. This world famous BenShot glass with bullet is a must gift for any soldier.
Its time to relax after hard work; now is the time and meditate and relax for your loved one. If your service member or loved one had a stressful service, this right here is the perfect gift. Tell them that now is their time to be calm and stress-free with this Meditation Box. Carrying fine sand grains, this tablet-sized wooden box can be a canvas for their creative thoughts. Order one right away and surprise them.
Here's an upcycled Cotton Sari Robe to let your lady friend enjoy her leisure time in ultimate comfort. She'll truly feel like a queen lounging in this beautiful, soft robe. It features a patchwork of handmade saris from a village in India. Present them this lightweight sari robe which includes a complimentary sash to make it a beautiful attire to wear at home.
Every food lover should be on the ready with this Chef's Portable Multi-Tool. They can pursue her passion for culinary treats and this tool will become an important tool in their arsenal. It includes twelve high-quality stainless steel tools so thhey are ready for just about anything in the kitchen. Present it to them today and let them be a Superman/ Wonderwoman at home, just like they were in the military! Especially suitable if that someone is retiring, now that they will have all the time in the world.
Here's something special for any patriotic service member. They'll love being served with her favorite meal on this Retired Presidential Signatures Platter. The autographs it holds from retired American presidents is what makes the platter so special. Get one for your special soldier today and add some history and meaning to their dinner table!
Chocolates are a wonderful present for all occasions. Anyone will love enjoying a mouthwatering treat from Godiva Chocolatier Gold Ballotin. The beautiful gift box includes 36 assorted chocolates in all sorts of wonderful flavors to surprise your veteran. Present it to them without wasting time so they can enjoy it with their family.
As they say, handmade stuff is gold these days, and what if you can gift your soldier their very own hand-drawn Caricature? You can customize it any way you like it and recreate a funny memory from the past which brings smiles on your soldier's face. Frame it, wrap it and gift it, your soldier is going to love you for this sweet & funny thought.
Make light-hearted fun of your retired soldier by telling them just how busy they are going to be. While at it, crack a few jokes about how the soldier was looking forward to this retirement just to do a whole lot of nothing.
Ooh, this one's on the next level mate. Now is your chance of teasing the hell out of your soldier by giving them a do-over in an 1800 era military style portrait. Watch their jaw drop in awe once they see themselves transformed into an old rustic painting and reincarnated as an army general. You only need to provide a facial photograph and the good guys at HarvDesigns will take care of the rest. Perfect for presenting at a retirement party and everyone can have a few good laughs. Who knows, this self-portrait may spark the love of art in your soldier
I can't think of a better way you could mess with your soldier, other than gifting him this 16" fully huggable custom plush doll. You only need to provide one picture, and the creative team at Budsies will do the rest. Your soldier will be blown out of his wits and love the thought you put into this (in a goofy kind of way). He/ She will crack up whenever they see this later on as a reminder of your awesomeness
If your soldier is a cat or dog person, this is the ideal gag gift. Their favorite animal dressed in full ceremonial military uniform! Come on; this stuff will make the sternest of hearts melt. This handmade ceramic mug is sure to make their morning cup of joe eventful and funny; perfect for the kind of spark one needs in the morning
A keepsake guest book with a hilarious cover is hard to beat as a gag gift. It has space for 180 writers and is perfect for rotating around friends and colleagues who can tell that what a pain-in-the-ass the retiree has been a warm and funny way. Nothing will beat this personalized catalog of your soldier's near and dear one's opinions and he will cherish this gift for times to come. The trick is to keep it fun and not getting too serious
Play it like a cool dude or gal by gifting your special soldier with this savvy tie. I mean, look at this thing! The perfectly classy gift for your classy soldier. Made with premium silk, this piece of suiting is going to woo the hell out of him. Just try it!
This t-shirt reminds your army soldier in a fun way that they have finally joined the DD-214 club. They should now look forward to a whole new exciting world beyond the Army.
Navy chiefs are immensely respected in service due to their hard work and professionalism. This puts them in stressful environments to always deliver their best. Take a load off your retired chief and tell him to chill out in this fun way by donning this t-shirt and relax.
Ts are one of the more popular gag gifts and, therefore, no reason to not include them here. As always, who doesn't love a witty comeback? This is one of the best ways to get back at your soldier in a funny way and have him smile when they see the quippy remarks on their Ts. This T-shirt is perfect for the beer-loving air warrior who has earned his due share of beer-chugging now they are finally retired.
Why you can't let your soldier retire unprepared, can you? This hilarious book is an insider look into the lighter side of life at home after retirement. The cartoons depicted present the perfect scenarios where both husband and wife at home can drive each other nuts! Full of funny, light and warm cartoonist satire, this book is the ideal gag gift for your soldier. Now they can't say nobody warned them!
Meet Jack the feisty garden gnome! Wielding the trusty AK47, this gnome has spent years serving in combat and is nowhere to protect your garden. Just looking at him makes one crack up and your soldier could definitely use a trusty sidekick in their garden. Available in kneeling, prone and standing position, this gnome is always at guard in the garden. Definitely, a fun way to spice up the place and ideal for those soldiers who love their plants
This shot glass is a sight to see and fun to drink from. Now, who doesn't love the sight of bullet morphing your shot glass? It's perfect for your soldier especially if they have spent their time dodging the bullets. A fun way of saluting to them for having spent their life safeguarding our nation. 100% Made in the USA by a team of veterans, hunters and gun enthusiasts, this gift will be a treat for your soldier
This damn fine flask is a must-have for any soldier who loves to have a good time and frankly who doesn't! The caption alone is enough to make your soldier laugh and they will surely remember your sense of humor with every sip. Made with the finest quality steel and excellent workmanship, this gift of yours will last a lifetime with your soldier
What a way to honor the service of a distinguished serviceman, other than to gift them a beautiful hand-blown glass decanter set? This becomes even better when that decanter is shaped like an AK47, which is a sight to behold. Your soldier will never forget this awesome gift and your thought behind this tasteful and executive gift.
A .50 cal bullet biting into a beer glass is beyond cool. This fantastic and intuitive design is bound to pleasantly surprise your Marine, who will love its novelty and uniqueness. But, its not just all looks; built with quality glass and solid copper bullet, this glass is 100% lead-free to drink from. It looks just as good in the hand while drinking beer as it does on a mantle where your Marine's pride will be on full display.
A quality flask is something everyone wants and needs. What makes this one stand out is that it has been personalized for the USMC. With Matte black color and laser engraved EGA & Marine chant, this flask is a must-have for any Marine. Made by a hard-working veteran company, they exactly know what a Marine wants. Gift it to your Marine, and they will surely love it.
Fitness trackers are all the hype these days mainly because of how much convenience they offer. Fitbit Charge 3 is however arguably the best amongst all the fitness trackers out there. Other than being stylish, its battery lasts for many days and it accurately measures all body vitals including sleep. Soldiers with their rigorous routine need to be on top of their fitness program and Fitbit charge 3 is a perfect choice. Its accompanying smartphone app delivers intuitive reports on your performance. An ideal gift for a health-conscious soldier.
A soldier has to be the perfect symbol of power and there is nothing better to compound this image than a pair of cool sunglasses. Ray-bans are widely regarded as the de-facto standard for military soldiers worldwide. Owing to its classic design and UV protection features, this aviator version is a global hit. Show your classical taste to your soldier by gifting the very item he/she can proudly don on his/her uniform.
After a physically tiring duty, your soldier needs to relax. A throw blanket is a perfect companion during the cold season. This ridiculously super soft microfiber cashmere velvet throw blanket will go beyond your soldier's expectations. What's more, is that its reversible to ultra-plush faux-sheepskin, so it's both sides, are usable and comfy. A must-have soft companion for your hardened soldier.
Soldiers are cursed to stay away from their families for months and months at a time. These souls feel homesick just like any regular human being. Make them feel closer to their family by gifting them a personalized photo album filled with pictures of their near and dear ones. There is no substitute for the distance apart, but seeing pictures invokes deep emotions within us humans which makes us feel closer to our loved ones.
Ladies in the military are especially known to be careful of their hygiene. All for good reason due to sweat and physical excursion, one needs a good shower. This shower kit for women contains all the good stuff ladies need for a luxurious shower. Also, such liquid items are usually not allowed to be sent through mail overseas, so gifting them prior departure will be highly appreciated; believe me.