Display your passion. If your warrior is a beer lover, here's something that'll showcase their habit and will look amazing on their wall. You need to get them this All 50 States Beer Cap Maps with 73 bottle cap holes. Your retiree will just need to snap the bottle cap in a hole every time they take a drink. On the plus side, it will help them keep track of the number of bottles they have had and when to stop!
Pirate chief. They've been the master of the sea, captain of the ship! Let them feel like a true pirate chief and give them this The Pirate Dressing Jack Sparrow Costume Coat. They'll love the thoughtful, humourous gift you get for them, and since it's a fully functional, warm, cotton coat with side pockets and linen lining, they'll love wearing it everywhere they go.
If you know a Marine grunt who is known to be a hot head, this is the ideal gag gift for them. Let them have a good laugh and place this sign on a prominenet position in their home office or property. Made on a tin sheet with folded edges for safety, this gift is sure to lighten up the atmosphere, or not!
Your soldier deserves a good night's sleep! This Personalized Army Military Woven Throw Blanket is very comfortable to sleep in. Woven to perfection with American-grown cotton, it is soft, fade-resistant and washer and dryer safe. Order one today and have it customized with the soldier?s name and rank for a personal touch.
Ahhh Alcohol, our favourite pastime which is espcially popular amongst the soldier. Why not gift our soldier, what they actually love? Add a pinch of extra love by personalizing it with US Military emblem. A timeless piece of classy whiskey decanter which will serve a lifetime and rekindle their love for the service is always a good choice. This one ticks all the boxes.
Who doesn't love Simpsons? It's a TV show that is loved by all. Especially as they introduce real-life characters in their show, one wonders how they will look like one of the characters? You wait is now over! Use this fantastic service to turn your favorite soldier into a Simpsons character. Completely customizable, this portrait us sure to spread some good laughs and a sure place on the wall of their home.
Why not memorialize your favourite soldier with a statue forever? This Kurt Adler soldier is a beautifully crafted 4 inch statue made of rasin. This masterpiece can be personalized as per your wish and can have emblems or your soldier's patch to make it more memorable. It can be attached to a christmas tree or placed perfectly on the mantle. Your soldier will love this thoughtful and personalized gift for times to come.
Ah, sweet 50 Cal. The ultimate beast of a bullet striking fear into the hearts of enemies comes to service once again. Now, making your life easier by opening your soldier's favourite beer bottles. Tell your soldier to relax and use this handy sidekick to enjoy the good times. Built in the USA, this product uses actual 50 Cal bullet casing which will last forever.
Chocolates are a wonderful present for all occasions. Anyone will love enjoying a mouthwatering treat from Godiva Chocolatier Gold Ballotin. The beautiful gift box includes 36 assorted chocolates in all sorts of wonderful flavors to surprise your veteran. Present it to them without wasting time so they can enjoy it with their family.
Is your favorite friend or family member retiring from the US Air Force? Do they love whiskey? If yes, Globe Bourbon Decanter for Air Force Veteran will make an excellent retirement gift for them. This 1000ml globe-shaped Decanter has an intricately designed airplane in the center. Present it to your special retiree today and let her enjoy whiskey in style.
Ooh, this one's on the next level mate. Now is your chance of teasing the hell out of your soldier by giving them a do-over in an 1800 era military style portrait. Watch their jaw drop in awe once they see themselves transformed into an old rustic painting and reincarnated as an army general. You only need to provide a facial photograph and the good guys at HarvDesigns will take care of the rest. Perfect for presenting at a retirement party and everyone can have a few good laughs. Who knows, this self-portrait may spark the love of art in your soldier
I can't think of a better way you could mess with your soldier, other than gifting him this 16" fully huggable custom plush doll. You only need to provide one picture, and the creative team at Budsies will do the rest. Your soldier will be blown out of his wits and love the thought you put into this (in a goofy kind of way). He/ She will crack up whenever they see this later on as a reminder of your awesomeness
If your soldier is a cat or dog person, this is the ideal gag gift. Their favorite animal dressed in full ceremonial military uniform! Come on; this stuff will make the sternest of hearts melt. This handmade ceramic mug is sure to make their morning cup of joe eventful and funny; perfect for the kind of spark one needs in the morning
Well, now, as they are retired and harboring secret love of golf, why not let your soldier ease into this game by gifting this fabulous potty putter. It's an even better gift for an avid golfer who will erupt in laughter when you present them this putter. They will secretly look forward to their private bathroom brakes like never before and you may get blamed by the spouse for their extra time in the Loo.
Meet Jack the feisty garden gnome! Wielding the trusty AK47, this gnome has spent years serving in combat and is nowhere to protect your garden. Just looking at him makes one crack up and your soldier could definitely use a trusty sidekick in their garden. Available in kneeling, prone and standing position, this gnome is always at guard in the garden. Definitely, a fun way to spice up the place and ideal for those soldiers who love their plants
This shot glass is a sight to see and fun to drink from. Now, who doesn't love the sight of bullet morphing your shot glass? It's perfect for your soldier especially if they have spent their time dodging the bullets. A fun way of saluting to them for having spent their life safeguarding our nation. 100% Made in the USA by a team of veterans, hunters and gun enthusiasts, this gift will be a treat for your soldier
Who doesn't love to BBQ? but soldiers especially adore this outdoor activity. Friends, family, good food checks all the right boxes for them to have a good time. Watch them drop their jaw when they receive this awesome grill master apron from you which will definitely up the fun for everyone. Just having a look at this thing makes you want to don it and rock it. Built-in pockets hold grilling tools, beer cans and much more. The fun military styling of this apron makes it a perfect gift for your soldier
This damn fine flask is a must-have for any soldier who loves to have a good time and frankly who doesn't! The caption alone is enough to make your soldier laugh and they will surely remember your sense of humor with every sip. Made with the finest quality steel and excellent workmanship, this gift of yours will last a lifetime with your soldier
What a way to honor the service of a distinguished serviceman, other than to gift them a beautiful hand-blown glass decanter set? This becomes even better when that decanter is shaped like an AK47, which is a sight to behold. Your soldier will never forget this awesome gift and your thought behind this tasteful and executive gift.
A .50 cal bullet biting into a beer glass is beyond cool. This fantastic and intuitive design is bound to pleasantly surprise your Marine, who will love its novelty and uniqueness. But, its not just all looks; built with quality glass and solid copper bullet, this glass is 100% lead-free to drink from. It looks just as good in the hand while drinking beer as it does on a mantle where your Marine's pride will be on full display.
A quality flask is something everyone wants and needs. What makes this one stand out is that it has been personalized for the USMC. With Matte black color and laser engraved EGA & Marine chant, this flask is a must-have for any Marine. Made by a hard-working veteran company, they exactly know what a Marine wants. Gift it to your Marine, and they will surely love it.
The hysterical association of crayons and Marines never gets old. Now there's even a patch for it! This funny patch with velcro can be mounted on any accessory and is a perfect gag gift for your Marine. With excellent stitching and built quality, your Marine will surely get a good kick out of this.
Marines are some of the best trained, hardcore and tough SOBs there are. Trained and groomed to act fast and do insanely brave things have earned them a few jokes over time in friendly inter-service rivalries. One of these is the infamous 'crayons for Marines' joke, which infers that only insane people and infants who don't care about themselves often eat crayons. This is probably the only way a Non-Marine can make sense of a Marine's bravery. See, your Marine burst into laughter when you get them this excellent gag gift.
No Marine trash talk is complete with crayons! This hearty joke is evergreen, and crayons are normally associated with Marines only to make sense of their insane bravery, which only an insane person would do! Insane people also eat crayons, hence the pun. This is a fun way to tell your Marine you know their inside jokes and loves them for who they truly are. Ideal for anyone with a good sense of humor who can wear these cufflinks to state that they are jarheads proudly.
Side-splitting Laughter on the Decks. What's the best way to share your many military experiences? Bonding with your fellow service members on game night with hysterical fun! It's military humor with a little twist. Laugh your way through some shockingly absurd moments with your Air Force buddies. The 400 hilarious cards won't be leaving you disgruntled. Even the sergeant will grunt with laughter! Grab some beers, hit the decks, and bring back those special memories. This is a perfect gift for veterans & active service members to play on game night, dorm parties or out on deployment.